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 23.06.2014
XXX: The phone is on the back of the bed. I have a call at the post office.
XXX: I lie in bed late in the evening. The mail arrived. The phone jumped on the back of the bed and fell down.
xxx: I am asleep, and suddenly an incomprehensible whirlwind falls on my face. To say gently, I woke up.
Then I decided to see until my heart and breath came back to normal, what came to the mail, what just awakened me.
XXX: The letter came: "Can you not sleep? 5 Easy Ways to Sleep Fast"
Yes, very in time. I will need it right now.
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