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 24.06.2014
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A colleague enters the office:
Do you dream, sweetheart?
We, the wretched horses
- We smell, Ivan Ivanovich, Monday is a heavy day!
For me this is the most beautiful day! I can rest for five days.
- O_O
From the village!

and +++
I work in a service shift (if everything is properly arranged, and usually it is, then there is nothing to do at work, only to be present, such as little or nothing...), and at home in the sweat of the face I do capital repairs. In the evening to go to work, in the night shift, I say to my wife: - I am to work... I will rest at least a little.
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