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 25.06.2014
This lady:
Well what guys went... first date: flowers, a walk, a city. I tell him between cases that the last relationship ended about six months ago.
The second date: the evening, a walk, a snack, I talk about intimate relationships and their undoubted physiological benefits. Third date: a picnic with friends, a slice, a watermelon...
The Seed! If you read this (and you read it), I want sex. Direct to now. The fucking romance.
July K.

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Is it hard to tell it personally? Or is it necessary for everyone to know?
Someone doesn’t like that guys make intimate offers on the first date. Sleeping with a little-known person is not everyone wants.
And in the manner of displaying with such aggressiveness, he is just afraid of you.
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