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 25.06.2014
Maniana: Yesterday I saw a police officer who got worse - the child with him took off his pants to show that he was squeezed - the district barely lost consciousness )))))))
Recon105: Mint is a frog! After 9th grade we were sent to the medical commission - well, this is a place where doctors are legally looking at the eggs of minor boys. The doctor, looking at me, asked if there were veins. I honestly answered that I don't know - after having sex with a girl, an unhealing ulcer appeared on the egg, but I healed it, so I wasn't aware of the veins or the skin. The doctor asked - what, what I learned the answer - a purifier... Then I saw a doctor who was sick! ))))
Maniana: Uahahazaha What a fucking shit you are! 😉 😉 😉
Recon105: Well you remember our childhood - everything was treated with either greens or pineapples.
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