And now, with the beginning of the holiday season, you and I have the opportunity to observe a surprising phenomenon: the seasonal migration of a huge bunch of diverse shit from the balconies and chulans of the citizens to their mansions. This process is widespread in Russia and the former Union in general. Many Western counselors have shaken their brains trying to understand the meaning of this process. Their cold rational mind is unable to understand why they need to wash, for example, rotted shoes a hundred kilometers away, to throw them out there. The brains of Soviet and Russian researchers behind them, with the slightest hint on the irrationality of these migrations, are subjected to harsh rape by their initiators. The main carriers are various creatures from the units of husbands and daughters.
Q: Do you want to go to D?
I have a broken laundry :(