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 27.06.2014
It was in 2005. A call from Moscow to the Far East. 12 hours of night. The officer responds as required. They are demanding a commander.
D: And he is not.
M: How is it? Where is he? Give it MAMA!
D: And he is not. They are home.
M: Why at home?! to
D: The part is enough. Salary is delayed, everyone is home.
The money was sent by airplane within 24 hours. The guard, of course, excuse and deprivation of the prize.The whole part was suited, the pencil lamented, thanked.

Callers in Moscow never look at the clock or the map. They need it, they need it now!
The officer was humorous and courageous.
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