The bus. I stand up. next to it sits a couple - a match of the hop type, a juicy chewing orbit and a girl "very much even nothing". He looked at her, looked at her... and so he tried to look around and smile – zero attention. I can't stand it, I lapped something a-la "ээ..эта..a can you this..nu.. acquaint yourself?"
The girl, standing up, passing out, said pretty loudly:
"take the puddle, wash your jeans, and throw off this barbecue!"

The man came down on the next, not able to withstand the laughter of passengers... :D