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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №59381
 30.01.2012
Comments on the store website for the product:Hexbug Frogs

Great Robot
I can’t trace and catch.
Great gift for a cat.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59380
 30.01.2012
Mega-Uber method of detecting the attack:
disperse the flop a:\ and name it with:\windows. When 31137 Kulhak, with his eyes rounded by enthusiasm, hits the ball, you will hear the appeal to the flopar!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59379
 30.01.2012
Skunny: "Just go you naked!" – I said to the lessons. "Well, go yourself!" said the lessons, turning into a good, prestigious, highly paid job.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59378
 30.01.2012
with Miley

Who is lost?

Answer to:
Pogugli – a representative of the oldest online dynasty of Tyr-Net.
Born in the 1st century BC. (Christmas x-files), in the family of the famous network drug baron by the nickname “Ask the living people.”
For a long time he fought for power with his younger brother Copipast.
With the support of the military group, "[Link will appear after moderate check]" won several loud victories at Giza (and other well-known territories).
However, the insidious brother attracted to his side the most powerful army from the kingdom of Wikipedia, which put an end to the long interpersonal war. (Here historians in some confusion – whether it ended, whether it ended, or maybe it ended)
It is not entirely understandable the role of their sister Imho in this whole story. The researchers agree that this lady at different times was on the side of one brother or another.
But there is evidence that to this day, somewhere in the hidden corners of the web, the clever and twisted Imho is gathering forces to strike a sudden blow to the throne and start a new era – an era of universal love and understanding.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59377
 30.01.2012
Russians: Are you not married yet? Why is?
German: Are you married? Why Why?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59376
 30.01.2012
The unexpected arrival of mentions

fielzz
Bob shouted everything in the closet.

fielzz
In the competition in which it was all this seemed a good idea.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59375
 30.01.2012
We answered:
>> I don’t care what kind of car a young man has,
>> does he have an iPhone and other stuff.
>> I don’t need expensive gifts, restaurants and the like.

> and so on! I didn’t say anything about the member!!! to

How did she say? What is "A"? and ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59374
 30.01.2012
News on Yandex
The musicians of the band "Underwood" laid apples to the branch of the tomb of one of the symbols of the era of Steve Jobs.

After his death, he opened his new office.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59373
 30.01.2012
<WER> is it only I have all my friends Ziraffe?
<6APMALEU> I have a friend imaginary buckwheat. I have been a kid since childhood.
<WER> I am yours about contact and a...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59372
 29.01.2012
Evgeny
I’m already accustomed to you...crusty and soulless beings) you mock me and then mock me again.

Valery
No one is mocking you, nature has done everything for us.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59371
 29.01.2012
I'll probably go to bed fucking.
Tagged with:DDDDDDDDDDDD
Q: How do I sleep now?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59370
 29.01.2012
Your balance is 6.66. A pleasant communication. The MTS.
They are still mocking.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59369
 29.01.2012
Played in Association

The Lord of the Greens?
Master of Yoda!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59368
 29.01.2012
XXX: What are you doing in your life?
YYY: Nothing, previously engaged in professional heavy athletics.
HHH: How is it?! to
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu
Tagged with: blade

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59367
 29.01.2012
I'll go to sex so if you write fucking
It is smoke or mice.

Wow =))

(A little later on)
If I am here)

I know you’re smoke or mice – because you’re writing some shit. I was warned

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59366
 29.01.2012
I was in the military... There was an army test. The woman who took the test expressed all of our weakness in one sentence: "Please answer correctly, if you answer wrong, I will have to correct your answers."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59365
 29.01.2012
I get my husband to work in the morning. Nothing at all. I crawl under the blanket, I press, I feel - stands! I say "Here he is a good guy! He stood up." And my husband did not open his eyes:"I am also a good man – he stood up!";;

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59364
 29.01.2012
XX: Printing with one hand
YYY: And the other where?
XXX: Watching the movie

[ + 63 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59363
 29.01.2012
Yes is. Apples on the oaks do not grow, and the room has 26 legs (2 own, plus 5 begemots and 4 in the giraffe. Everything else is legs.The bed doesn’t count – she has legs, not legs!) Fuck to fuck.

Put the plus who got this giraffe nonsense in contact!

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59362
 29.01.2012
News that the center of training of astronauts begins the competition for the selection of astronauts 2012, the comment pleased:

Only those who know how to swim.

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