I wandered through the forest in the summer in search of the riches of our immense.I found three nonexistent, not empty launch mines. In this regard, two questions:
Which of these 25% is mine?
If everything is not mine, can I deliver it to the owners?

When the snow goes down, I will go back. The rich Russian land.

My wife has PMS. He walks with universal sorrow on his face. I ask what happened. He says I need a shopping therapy. I breathed, well I think okay, I say: take the ass (20 thousand) and go. My wife replies, I will not forgive myself for spending so much money. Okay, how much do I need?
It is 2000 rubles.
I am so happy: so little. Then I will take you out of the card.
And then the female begins to cry, I'm not sure what happened? And she whispers and says, “This is what I wept, I should have asked for more.
Moscow is turned off.

XX: I have just realized a new level of hopelessness. I was fucked by a static anti-static balloon

Review of the film "Ostieland"(A girl who spends all her savings on a trip to England and meets a man of her fantasies there) on one of the trackers:
Removed after 10 minutes of viewing.
Removed after 5 minutes of viewing.
Removed immediately after the race.
4 - did not download, decided to read the first novel "Pride and Prejudice", began to buy a ticket to London.

Gurk: The boss has come to us right now and it’s awful – well, there’s still a bug with the 4th iPhone old?! to
and then so quietly: yes-a-go charging

Very early morning.
The husband "partially stood up", climbed to embrace. I, cuddling in the blanket, beat myself off with the words: "sleep-sleep-sleep..."
Husband: - Well, I understand, you love Sleep and Sleep loves you, but you can't be so, in the open, trick me with him right in our bed!

-30 in Moscow is much more unpleasant than -50 in Siberia.
Especially for the mosquitoes.

On the post girl 'I want chamomile and butterflies in the belly' to answer ''go eat seeds and goose' will be cruel, yeah?

A colleague writes:
The boss has just returned. Ride and Matter. He was travelling to meet the specialist in the metro "Shenna Square". And here he comes out of his "merino" in a expensive coat and smoking. "I take two steps to the subway, and I....! With a smile "Lease to pay"! I am so,...! No one has offended me for a hundred years.

The Advisor:
The Suffering:
Yakutia, Tajmir and the others with them. Give us your -45, and we take the hats.
The suffering peters.
– – – – –
Do you think we don’t have them? Only they are humble, the taiga is large, the rivers are deep. The hunters are full of guns.
Solve your problem yourself. As I suggested you. You also have a river there, and places are deaf.
— — —
Yes, we, shit, the sheriffs of Nihua are not so understanding.

How to get the old German? I was already desperate! I have already marched, and I have painted a moustache, and I have called it schweine! Have you forgotten your cloth and cloth? Tell me, people are good! I like the Volkswagen Jetta.

Letter from the employer:

Today, tomorrow has passed, and mistakes are still there.
We cannot control the workings of objects.
And we are 8===> ()0()
Our place is nowhere else.

zhezho: The admin-paranoid, leaving the comp, remembers where he left the mouse cursor.

Have you had ananas? Is there a hurm now?! to

See also Bing Bang Theory. The scene where Volovitz’s mother screams: “Why do you have such sex that you need a smoking?” What is a smoking?

I drive in the electric car, shorten the time, walk the internet with the latest Nokia. I am happy with myself and peace. A boy is sitting in front of him and has been talking on the phone for a long time. Taki decided to raise his eyes...He talks to 3310! This is the Nokia 3310!!! And he looks at me so high, but I really barely dared to ask him to let me hold her in my hands. So at one point you understand the superiority of collection publications over modern gadgets (((

In the news:
Tessak, who arrived from Cuba, was detained in Moscow.
I don’t know, how do I get rid of it...?! to

Screenshots in Word

I’m more shocked by people who do more tables in word. But when the contractor sent me a table in a word drawn in lines, and the content of the cells in them adjusted with gaps and transfers, then I was just Oh...

Discussion of a friend who wants everything and immediately, without putting any effort into it, but engaged in the search for a sponsor

How to communicate with fish in the river
who wants to become the ruler of the sea, and instead of merely sailing further than her strap, she is looking for a thicker worm that will now be caught and taken where it needs to be.
But she doesn’t realize that instead of the sea, they’ll just bite her.

How cool and ambiguous it was.

Are these really fire ants? It looks like a piece of shit.
Yyy: When I was born, my parents said the same to the midwife.
XX: Why did they not get rid of you?
Yyy: Unlike the ants, I’ve gotten out in time.