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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №41510
 11.01.2011
I decided to wash my feet. It is small, does not come in.
This is probably a microwave dish.
XXX is true!! I just noticed, the salad is written.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №41509
 11.01.2011
Web0worm: Yesterday I was stuck in the cycle...I need to sleep more.
Web0worm: When I was sitting at the computer, I thought - why not drink hot milk? He went to the kitchen, poured milk, put it in the microwave while it was heating, went back to the compot.
Web0worm: after a while I thought, why should I not drink hot milk? I went to the kitchen, poured milk, opened the microwave... struck... but it was unfortunate to pack the cup and so I left both in the microwave, and went to the notepad while it was heating.
Web0worm: You won’t believe... the story has repeated for the third time... but this time I thought that in order to not forget about milk, you need to take a notepad into the kitchen. I put my three cups of milk, I sit in the kitchen, bor read. Web0worm: Suddenly the thought: "Oh, what am I doing in the kitchen? Well I’m here, why don’t I drink hot milk?
Web0worm: I sit and drink my four cups.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41508
 11.01.2011
xxx: I am on Facebook a boy is constantly crawled in "maybe you know", I was sitting, I thought, so cute, I saw somewhere
XXX: It is now
XXX: The Pride

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41507
 11.01.2011
on avito advertisement on sale "two-bed bed".... my bed +2 to rage, -5 to endurance

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41506
 11.01.2011
Only in Mat. In the analysis of the fictional hernia with the help of other fictional hernia, one, the fox, very true theorem is obtained, stronger than which is only the eggs of Chuck Norris.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41505
 11.01.2011
at the forum court-med experts discuss the topic of foreign bodies that were found in the bodies:

XHH is 6. The most interesting thing - in the rectum - an audio tape.
Which recording was on the cassette?
XHH: What are you? This is a thing. No one dared listen.
Hm... maybe it was still a boat writer? ))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41504
 11.01.2011
by Nicholas:
Are you still angry with me?

and Xenia:
No is

by Nicholas:
Ufff!Apologies mean accepted!<SMILE> I love it

and Xenia:
No, they were not accepted. I never get angry for long.

The hatred of you by a clever serpent hid in the shells of my soul.

by Nicholas:
I will cast into your soul a mango of unlimited love for me.

and Xenia:
Fuck it ?


[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41503
 11.01.2011
The neighbor is currently playing Heroes 5, I gave him a disk. He wanted to play the "Lords of the North" campaign (and the disc has already returned to me). The computer issues the message "The Lords of the North require a disk!". Thus appear to be the harsh Vikings, stunning tails with screams "We require a disk!"

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №41502
 11.01.2011
From the forum:
<The Knight on an Earl Horse>: How to change the nick?!?!?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41501
 11.01.2011
I have a serious conversation with you!
Married together?
Oh yeah no.
and?
Why is there more sponge in one nose than in the other?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №41500
 11.01.2011
Women usually don’t know themselves what they want. Until another girl sees it.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41499
 11.01.2011
1st This could only happen in the universe.)
2nd?
1. little that we were given questions for preparation for the exam on a completely different subject and we got the necessary for a day before the very pass, so the parallel group has already passed the exam on "excellent" succeeded without noticing the subvoha :DDD

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №41498
 11.01.2011
Called the former...

She-Hello

Hi, what do I need?

You know, I’m pregnant with you.

I am quirky!! O_O
Emm... girlfriend, what if we didn’t have sex???? to

Yes, yes, exactly...

He hanged the phone.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41497
 11.01.2011
Cheshire Cat: Well fucking, if I don’t have sex with the Rabbit this year, I’ll go to the monastery! And before that, I will squeeze all the rabbits of my grandmother in revenge!
See also: Oh! Is it all so bad? O_O
Cheshire Cat: ups... Oh, Tan, hello, sorry, I didn’t send you :-[
Q: Can I visit you at night? I love my grandmother’s rabbits.
Cheshire Cat: Hm, I’m just for it! ))) Can we save animals from brutality?
Wait for the evening ?
Cheshire Cat: Ah, the earless is scary! You will live :D

and©

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41496
 11.01.2011
XXX is horror. The children play in the yard in House 2. The boy, who spoke that he was leaving the project on his own will, was stunned from the snow.
XXX: The boy flew under the fence.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41495
 11.01.2011
kudjomd: so long ago I did not drink vodka that I forgot what the taste of orange juice.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №41494
 11.01.2011
XXX: While we were writing the album, emo came out of fashion... :(

[ + 125 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41493
 11.01.2011
The owners of sites that for the race swear the registration and almost stamp in the passport, and those on which the mini-search engines with blackjack and prostitutes, and those downloaded from which the untouchable archive at the end of unpacking demands SMS, after death will look for the Internet program for the transition from hell to heaven.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41492
 11.01.2011

You are added

Li is:
Hi to

by Fat38:
You are Who?

Li is:
Who am I, I am the one who lives within you.

by Fat38:
Mr Kakashi?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №41491
 11.01.2011
Don’t give your dinner to your enemy, he will leave it for breakfast.

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