The advice to everyone who puts soup on the plate and goes to the computer: take a spoonful with you. This item will remind you that you are cooking something.

From Twitter:

@gagar1n
I insure against non-payment of insurance and let my insurance company divide by zero!

Give me a kiss,
Child (2,5 years old): not
Father: good girls give a kiss,
No – good girls don’t give!

Parents, please mark your female children with tattoos with the date of birth in a prominent place. This will save you not only your nerves, but also budget money, which will be directed to the maintenance of a simple Soviet man in the colony.

Streetmack: After reviewing all of the X-Files series, I couldn’t figure out where my socks were going from the box. Why are they all different...

XX: Did you have a lot of people at the end?
WOW is different. Someone came and someone left. 7 was constant.
and the norm)
The dog rolled
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Someone found a taxi and picked up for us. Until the morning they did not pay attention to her, and from the morning everyone was in shock of where she came from.
Theme : (rofl)
Tag: showed himself
Wait until you meet, you will not be noticed.
Here is the truth of life.

He: Good night
She is a bitch :D

With Dirty:

On the site of the Ministry of Defense, the development of which cost 36 million rubles, were placed such games as "Saper", "Tetris" and "Sea Battle", as well as "Test for military rank", which resembles fraudulent crafts with SMS.

i11ega1> "Saper" for engineering troops, "Marine battle" for the Navy, it remains to find out what kind of troops are needed to train "Tetris".
Gone> i11ega1: is it going?

From the mobile website:

-First who weighs the cell phone less, then who has more tones in polyphony, then who has more megapixels, then who has a larger screen, then who has a thinner cell phone, then who has more cores, and now we measure megapixels again? Degradation of something. Give us a new scarf!! to

Is it true that all women love Martini?
BBB is yes. Almost everything.
AAA: And that’s true, if the grandmother drinks martini, she’ll give it?
BBB: No, not all of it. For those who love Martini.

Sex is communication at the level of touch.
Most precious of all touches is the touch of the soul.
You can love the soul without knowing the body.
And then go crazy...
touching the body of a beloved soul.

What a pity that everything is not right now...all at the level of animal instincts...
Hopefully someone will think and think again...

XXX: Now the accountant has called. They ask what they do with the client – disgrace or enthusiasm?
YYY: O_O
XX: I suggested both.
xxx: First - the conquest of the contract, then the bribery of money. and read the instructions.

I go on bus number N, I see the bus turns in the wrong direction.

Bilitersa: don't worry, now we will turn, just the driver is new, the first time the bus drives, still does not know the route

One of the passengers: Like the first time the bus drives!? to

xxx: all the girls after the new year such cute steel
I fell asleep :D

[09:03:36] <LIS> forgot what people look like...
[09:03:44] <LIS> all salads and salads

We have the whole class of bulls only 2 girls rats.

WOW: This post would look fun if you didn’t know what the horoscope is :)

Discussing on which forum, how to give a girl a star?
One of the comments:
A star is not a stone, a star is a gas. Punch the girl in open palms.

Anna xxx (11:24) :
With all of us who stumbled upon you

~~But I like smart people) So you have a 17 year number, you need to translate it into a 9 year number system)))
No one is going to be friends with me.)

Do you really think that being able to translate numbers from one system to another and being a smart person is the same thing?
You are probably still very young.

from discussions of the video of the Kazaky group on YouTube
xxx: thank you gay for the fact that thanks to them naturals get beautiful girls, because the appearance blue out of competition, and if they were naturals we guys would close with the girls, so thank you pudor for being in the world))))