Legendary SMS to a friend:
Are you sleeping, shit?

Start the contest "which tree will last longer in the house"?? to

Re-examining the alchemist, he pointed out that the map of that country is surprisingly similar to the map of Moscow. I thought. The migrants, the rallies, the construction of a second ring in the subway... do they want to make us a philosophical stone?! to

This story was told to me by my brother.

Introduction to the course:
At the moment, my brother is studying in one of the institutions of our vast homeland.
Probably everybody knows the boratata hohma when the prepute calls at 2 o'clock at night:
Do you sleep?
I slept with a sleepy voice.
We are teaching shit!

A similar story happened with my brother’s father. And here he comes to a stream lecture. Men are 120-150. and says
- Guys, you understand, I gave you my cell phone so that you would call me and clarify the course, consultations, and not binge like little children.

Here comes the SMK:
Find me you shit.

I answered:

My sister is studying as a designer. was as-
He is at home and his sister is on the table.
All kinds of stuff for drawing and drawing.
I get into an incomprehensible joke and
I ask :
What is it? A flexible cure.
For what is it?
(The answer hanged the system...)
To paint the curved lines.

The system hanged on him... And you try to draw a sinusoid, cosinoid, etc. exactly. At least...

What if I describe myself in the kindergarten?
You will die of shame, three year old exile!

Chereshnya: Fuck, this is how now from the vacation to the working style, if I planned to lie down between 22-23 o'clock, and it turns out, what at this time wildly want to eat?? to

Google Translate translated the phrase:
Chupame El Choto
Choco and Chupame

XHHH: On the street metet. I am afraid not to get to my area. I need to find a place to sleep.
YYY: What do you think?
HH: Well, I would have asked for you. But you have a dad. I was not prepared for the meeting with Pasha and I was frightened by the cowardly parachutes. Cole lives in the same area as me is not an option. A girlfriend is a good option. But she doesn’t have a scarf to dig up in the morning. The former remains.
Another plus to the former. You can wear it in any shirt.)

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Yyy: No, weakness is filling our ranks!

Night is not the best time to read Po.
Yyy: Night is the best time to write software. and :)

Even the description of My Little Pony is worth throwing it here.
The new animated series from Hazbro about the pony was planned as a children's series and it could only have two series, but due to the crazy popularity among adult men, it decided to release it further. Magic, pony, action, friendship, worship, magical kingdom and dragons - here you will find it all.

A girl calls and asks in a serious tone:
Do you have a children’s home near your home?
Oh yes, and what?
I have to put my daughter there, and we are giving birth to a new child. Who will not be playing a dog at 6 years of age and writing at the corner!!!! to
Softly speaking, ohhhh...

White_Water (00:18:00 10/01/2012)
How did my cat spend the night with strangers?

Deadvoron (00:21:10 10/01/2012)
is normal. I was sleeping, eaten, laughing. :)

White_Water (00:21:21 10/01/2012)
Blessed means...

White_Water (00:21:43 10/01/2012)
A moral prostitute :D

Slon: I was in a group with fruitorians (
Elephant: I was written there: “You are what you eat” in the development of the thought of how with meat the fear experienced by animals is transmitted to man.
Slon: And I asked why none of them said, “I have the will in me, as in papaya?”

jifa (1:28:26) and I bite
jifa (1:32:44) and the breasts myrly
jifa (1:33:29) and I just touched the cat

BaDSiN: In general, if everything goes well with this girl, you won’t see me here in the next month.)
Kisselman: Treat the Bush?

XXX: How little I have photos (
YYY: Why so much?
How will I get older and how will I, without photographs, prove to my grandchildren that I was beautiful when I was young? I won’t believe it =(
Yyy: They won’t believe you with the pictures =D

xxx:It all happens, it was like this moment: the girls decided to walk... well, they are all so pathosny... and something we talked to him about cars and knocked them down, said they don't know anything... and one of them answered me: yes, you were a fool in general, only iron and you know, but you can't say a word about fashion and you can't say a word about cosmetics, for example, don't say, a donkey.
I was cursed...
She didn’t know I was working in Oriflame.
Yyy: Don’t go any further, I believe ?
xxx:that this is a shit.... I still got a good friend, after my monologue adds, I quote:
"I can’t understand, you think we guys are idiots at all? Or I don’t know how terrible it is when you smell yourself with a tonal and then you are afraid to scratch your cheek, or when you paint your nails and open the door with two palms?and "
Here I go even.
YYY: Boy, I have two questions to your friend – where do you go?and XD

XXX: What are you sharing?
I'm preparing for Devil 3
Q: Do you close your tails in the universe or work in the face sweat?
Mmm... no. I went through the first devil...and I got fired from work
Behold, now I see, my son, you are ready to fight evil!