You don’t know Mommy. They, seeing the sign "With the children can not," even if they themselves did not fall into this cafe, and they were not going to go anywhere, but just went by - they will definitely raise the steam wheel to infringe on the mothers.
Of course, not all children's women are transformed into a "mammuleak", but the owner of the institution will be enough one-on-one per thousand passers, so that the matter does not cost a beloved brain.

And Jeff?
Jeff: Yes Margush
The night is dark and full of horror.
Jeff: Do you think?
Margaret : I know. There was just four bombs under my window.

X: What’s with your hand?
Z: Sometimes I have an intimate relationship with her.

Category "Good memories of the construction team".

We’ve been here for an eternity, and I’ve even become accustomed to all the shit. I am a girl and my rights are violated here. Dinner and shower in 40 minutes, nothing can be stored on the table, bags - in the suitcase or under the bed, which is very uncomfortable. Kolya and Ilya are constantly struggling with me. Back in the squad I learned that I was fat, scary and dumb.
Anastasia in 2014.

xxx: I’ve been listening to an extremely beautiful and lyrical instrumentation lately. But for sex I still prefer hard rock)))
YYY: Are you afraid to defile the beautiful flights of the soul with hard porn? XD is
I don’t get into the rhythm.)

The Maidan in Hong Kong
...I repent - I broke two barricades in Hong Kong purely to try how robust the stakes there, and sitting in the tents, in the number of people 30-40, limited to screaming, but even a dozen meters did not fit - apparently, in their package of services did not include "sweetly scratch from a foreign man twice as much as me

In the family of three people, no one was able to remember the day of the week.

A yearly quote:

This is:

Students burn: one stated with the topic of the course "Orc Genocide in the works of D. Tolkien and N. Perumov". I look forward to the May holidays when this net will fall to my feet.

You can share the quotes later, right?! to

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Daddy, quotes in the studio, may have long passed.

A dispute about the 3 km race.
I will run, I am an athlete.
2. and I served in the Russian army, I will run 3 km, jump, float and run.

I don’t know my size, and I always measure what I buy.
I advise knowing people to do the same, the opinion about your size from different manufacturers does not coincide.
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For me, the most mysterious thing in the world of commerce is my size shirt with sleeves for Auschwitz. I don’t have my fingers in these sleeves, not the biceps.
These are the norms of cutting and sewing today.

It must be admitted that fifty years ago on three channels of Soviet television showed much more interesting programs than now - for sixty.

There are several pavilions near the supermarket. Bread there, vegetables, meat, etc. There is one where pizza is made. And on this pavilion hangs a healthy banner, which depicts two pizzas almost in natural human growth. They are somewhat wise in a foreign way, I don’t remember.

And here one day some hooligans, or maybe it was competitors, under the cover of the night painted on one pizza a fly, and on the other a cockroach. Yes, so skillfully drawn, fucks, that flies with cockroaches look more natural and more beautiful than the pizza itself. The calculation was likely that flies and cockroaches would scare off customers.

The owner initially wanted to replace the banner, but as far as it was going, flies with cockroaches suddenly gained commercial significance and marketing significance. Now visitors, instead of breaking the tongue with wise foreign names, when ordering simply say, "I have one big, with flies, and two small, with a cockroach."
Comfortable for everyone.

They gathered in the forest of OMON, operas from criminal search and area.
Their task was to find and deliver them.
The Omonos returned after half an hour with a bound salmon.
A day later, the opera brought a hunter and a rabbit, each of whom admitted that he was a hunter.
Two weeks later, the districts brought an explanation from a rabbit, a hunter, a fox, a bear and the other inhabitants of the forest that there is no salmon in this forest.

Xx: Family establishments should be prohibited by law. For half an hour now, I’ve been listening behind my head to a kind of child who’s trembling "mama-mama-mama..." at the speed of a machine gun. He even tends this to the way of the song "twinkle-twinkle little star". And now, on the go, moved to hard rock, grouled like Max Cavalier))))
Xx: And the other child in front of me, bored, shakes his head like at a rock concert. The two complement each other.
Yy: :)))) You see every user finds his own))
Xx: For example, on analgin consumer - I, after this

> and requests to issue citizenship and settle in Uryupinsk?

As a resident of Volgograd, I want to note that Urupinsk is a fairly decent city. Especially when compared to Volgograd itself. It is not foolish to ask for a mouth in Urupinsk - let them settle in Volgograd, and they will compare some San Antonio or Austin and the Russian city-millionaire.

You are my strawberry...
Why a strawberry?
Well, bright, green, in a puppy...
Brave is OK. Green, sometimes yes. But why in the puppy?! to
I have a condom in my puppy.

by Alexei Alekseev:
Employees at the office of one of the most influential newspapers in the country, Vedomosti, suspect that their days of Independence may have been counted.
and below:
"The “Vedomosti”, which are currently collectively owned by the Wall Street Journal and the Financial Times,..."
This is how independence is...

Guess, you don’t even know your size and all your clothes is purchased by your wife :)

and...

I don’t know my size, and I always measure what I buy.
I advise knowing people to do the same, the opinion about your size from different manufacturers does not coincide.

My Cat’s Thoughts: “I know I can’t walk on the table. But I will go anyway!"

xxx: For humanity to enter the new space era as soon as possible and for the development of other planets, I propose to push through the public.
YYY: What do you suggest to a colleague?
xxx: Tell women that on Mars the gravity is about 0.38 Earth, and therefore the chest will be less hanging away.