Growing up is when you go out in the ice and don’t ride on the ice to have fun, but go slowly so that it’s funny not to get full!

I sit on TV, I watch, the little sister plays on the floor (pupples, platinum and all kinds of shit) I notice that the poor Barbie has somehow changed the face)) small with an unwavering look turns off the head of the poor beauty, carefully collected by our narrow-eyed brothers from beneath the sky, pulls out of the plastic head of the butterfly with the eyes, rising out of the orbits and the spider's jaw and pants to the place of the old one. The little one notices my interest in the process and says:"Yes, she behaved badly... quarreled with me all the time..."))).and today I thought that it is better not to quarrel with the little one, or plasticine a lot more...

Did you make a list of guests?
Blackburn is composed. And even called.
Anita: And what then?
Blackburn: I’m now scratching out the dead.
Anita: Oh my God...
Blackburn: I mean... those who don’t come.)

Are you still waiting for something?
Just do it.

Q: Do you hear, did you fuck me?? to
It is that he is dumb. The case received
Ohhhhhhhh?
WOW: He says, if I want to put you on the tube, I answer, but no problem. Gets the cock, starts beating them on my cell phone and screaming "I lay on your tube"
I am so happy :)))

Conversation with primary school teacher
The more I look at current schoolchildren, the more I notice the growing pedestrians.

My friend and I decided to go to our school for a few years.
The change. Two seven-year-old girls pass through the hallway near us. Their dialogue :
Why are you angry?
You slept with my boyfriend.
Okay, it was a long time ago!
How long ago? In the first class?!...

Krek: I had a joke with the lanka yesterday...
and
Krek: I watched the movie, she swimming with a small, I am behind a bunch of shares in the inlet...
and
Krek: I have a whisk at the end of my ear...
and
Krek: She is on the spotlight!! The Imperial March!
and
The Zombie :)
and
Zomba: seducing the small on the dark side?
and
Krek: Probably... but it was something.)

HQ: How is it?

Vicious: That’s how you said...=

A acquaintance working in the library told how one girl almost with a foam in her mouth demanded the “biography” of Hamlet.

What did you want? That somewhere in Yucotán to this day sat one unfortunate Maya and stamped out an endless calendar?

Yesterday my husband clearly explained what the phrase 'h*em on the forehead' means.

I’ll give you a joke in the eye!
X is a pervert.

Everyone knows how to save, but some people only have this ability when the last half-meter of toilet paper is left.

What are you doing tonight?
I play at the computer until 6 a.m.
GARIK: In what?
Katy: World of Warcraft
Garik: Don’t scare me! Are you playing this too?
Katy: well how bea yeah.. now the main Persian proto-fury war 85 lvl )
Garik: I have a better toy, I am a staff member of the company.
Katy: Yes, you have a better toy.)
We will play at night!
Katy: I fear the worlds are too different))
The worlds are the same, I have 90 Goblins asleep too!

A familiar girl, the father gave Lexus on the condition that she would hold it herself.

Yes, in "VKontakte" appeared a thousand albums with photos of a-la "I am in Lexus", "I am near Lexus", "I am a cancer near Lexus", "I am driving Lexus shooting myself", "I am driving Lexus photographed by someone" and so on.

Yes, Lexus is in the garage.

Yes, there is a free bus to MEGA.

You don’t know how to cook??? O_O

Wow and why?

xxx XD A real man must know how to cook well)))

Yyy Well if I want, I think I’ll learn no worse than rats from Ratatouj)

In the sense, will you pull your wife for her hair to cook? XD is

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by R13:
Hi, you called on Captain Evidence's number. Press 1 to press 1. Press 2 to press 2. Your call is very important to us.

She: Sleep sweet sunshine my beloved. tomorrow don't forget to call:* I love you homo
Is it home?
She is: Khomeini
He says, call me P, P, G, K, U, O, but not Homa!
Can I kiss?
Better than home.

The fence of concrete plates stretches along the track. The paint on it clearly says: wall, I love you!
I change the angle of view - on the neighboring plate with the same color: