I put the test up on the battery. It came out of the pot and grabbed a flower. Mom's comment: Even the pasta is looking for friends, and you are baking all the cakes.

"I have a Moldovan acquaintance, and he means has acquaintances
The Mentee. Well, and how went the fashion in the car music discs (CDROM)
on a rope to drive, so that the mints are not caught by radar
Because of the violation of speed, he decided to check the case. Asked his
familiar ments to stand with the radar in front of the new bridge (this is
He goes away from the city and pulls out of his poor.
"coins" all 100 km per hour. He flows to the menta, and they are already his stick.
Mushut - said useless, all mulls caught you, on the radar showed.
The Moldavian does not pay attention to them, making a fighting turn almost
It does not decrease speed and moves to the starting point. It does not take two minutes,
He is again in the minds. The hookers began to hear something wrong.
Both of them are already waving their sticks and shouting the mother’s words loudly, but all of them are
useless picture is repeated - the Moldavian again wildly twisted
He goes to where he came from and goes to the police for the third time.
Mint is scary fat: included a flashing, in the matyughalnik orth, already sticks
over his head that he should stop - because the devil knows him
What happened to him, suddenly the man's roof went off or something else.
The Moldavian finally reacted, stopped, excited, his eyes burned,
opened the window and said: "Men, and maybe even with Shufutsky’s disc
Let’s try..."

Employer Response on Freelance:
Not an adequate person, promised to write a program in a few days, a week later he sent me a textbook with the words write yourself.

It was before the exam. Prep came and greeted. I asked if everyone was alive after the New Year’s Eve. It seems like... a swing. The first is a guy - Androsov (the main supplier of spurs in the group, by the way). See also: Androsov! A: I am here! A voice from behind, from the gallery: Thank you for being alive!

and fish_n_lilies

Jews in China are a few million (12, it seems). These are specifically Chinese Jews.
We here in Israel fear them as the end of the world) They also have the right to repatriation.

mira - (09.01.2012 13:19)
Iran wins war contest in 2012

She works as a teacher in a kindergarten. He bought a new dress and came to work. Everything as it should be, the quiet hour comes to an end, the miracle of 5 years of age stands up, wipes the eyes, goes to the side of the pots and on the move, looking to the side of the mom says: "Oh, what a stunning dress on you today!And it continues... The real man grows.

Terron: I have registered where to slot games?
Makeller [Admin]: Terron is a naked man?
BLAZER: Could you express yourself without a mate, dear administrator?
Makeller [Admin]: OpenѢ mystery, strike, on which you have manifested loveѢwill beaten by writing on my siteѢ in the hicѢstvѢbrѢnno juzѢra, koli imѢetѢprѢdstavlѢniѢ about what sii siteъ - nѢvarѢznкъ?
Terron: What is it?
Blade to blade.

If your smile does not raise your mood, it can definitely ruin it for others.

The suburbs of Sacramento - Rancho Cordova. A small pizzeria in a not very prosperous area. They are mainly black, Mexicans and our immigrants.
After several years and loss, the owner of the pizzeria changes. The name of the pizza and its style are also changing. The new owner is our compatriot, Armenian nationality.
After evaluating the substance of the situation, the new boss replaced the suppliers of pizza, instead of Negro - became Vietnamese, Spanish speech was heard in the kitchen, and the seller with service began to speak with a heavy Slavic accent. But this innovation did not stop. A new marketing progress was the fact that a large or average ordered pizza in the Russian language, the price of which was on average 13 backs was offered at a round price in Russia.
10 backs and two litre bottles of lemonade, instead of one.
Hearing about the new service with priced prices began to pull up and our people, who usually strictly save on everything. I also don’t lick shirts and once a week I stop picking up my wife for dinner after work pizza. After all the slides under the sweaters, pelleters, strawberries for the holidays wanted again something simple, so that the wife rested and did not cook. I arrived around 6 p.m. yesterday and ordered. As usual, I waited eight or ten minutes. At this time the owner goes out of the office with someone, speaks Armenian, saw me - on my rose is written, where I was and immediately, as in the Caucasus, greeted me in Russian, asked how life, thanked me that I appear here often and reminded me that the choice of lemonade has increased by some other varieties.
At this time, the door to the pizzeria opens from the street and a healthy two-meter frame collapses. The Negro. In one shirt. With falling pants and a bite of paper in his hand. My first thought is to swear again, not to steal. But something happened that I did not expect.
In broken Russian, this semi-divided frame pronounces, waving a piece of paper: "Private! Aden balshow pizza for the djsat backs!” It’s pretty much skiing.
I could not withstand and stumbled. Looking at me, the Armenian owner and his acquaintance struck. The Negro looked at us and nervously re-read the phrase in broken Russian. The owner of the pizzeria, continuing to rust, interrupted his attempt to stumble on the great and powerful and already said in English:
“Well, not bad to start with, as I promised, you’ll get a pizza for 10 backs. And if you can pronounce this phrase without a pencil or paper, next time you get it for free!"
This is how America learns to communicate in Russian.

It turned out that in the same language in which doctors write, suburban train drivers announce stops.

The best car for a girl

She (00:10): *ROFL* fuck you fuck me

I am (00:14:00): well?

She (00:17:25): Washing machine *ROFL* or dishwasher

I am (00:17:59): – go marry me

My phone has fallen. He fell very sadly. Now the unworking gallery has joined the stick, periodic shutdown and permanent confidence of the phone that headsets are connected to it, which does not prevent them from partly working. and artificial intelligence. This half-broken bastard is now lying on the edge of a table with no front panel, which I removed to check for anything in it, and is playing one track. The same thing, the fool. The Cranberries – Zombie. And he chooses it himself. Not randomly, but you can hear him crawling and choosing. Do I think I should be upset about this or not?

And the cat this night pulled his toy mouse in his teeth, pulled the pull and murmured. I get up in the morning, I go to the kitchen, look, and the mouse is in his bowl, next to the meat. The Predator!and :)

I walk past the children’s playground and watch a picture.
A girl, six years old, raises a stick lying next to him and a bet from the size of a boy (the same age)...
He falls roaring from the pain, the girl just stood and looked for 10 seconds, and then so phlegmatically: Van, you seem to be allergic to the sticks... >_<

Chuck Norris ordered the Big Mac at Burger King and got it!! to

A bit of female logic.

My mom came to visit me for the weekend. Naturally I decided to help home and "clean". She stayed for a few days and lived safely. The Voot. I am going to work tomorrow. I am looking for my discs with wood and axes, broke ALL suitable places. I cannot find them! I call Mom.

Where are my discs with programs?
There are cowards in the closet.
WTF and WTF!!! Why did you put them there?
Because it’s your personal stuff.

Suslichek(c)

Austrian psychiatrist and psychologist Viktor Frankl proposed to put the Statue of Responsibility on the west coast of the United States as opposed to the Statue of Liberty on the eastern coast.

What about the face?
Diez: Worked with the "Bulgarian" without protection. Half a cut.
Anja: Diez is so harsh that it is shaved by a Bulgarian.

Saving a cat from a fire, twenty-two-year-old resident of England Jacob
Adamson did not pull out of the fire two children and their grandmother.
As Jacob said, “The life of a cat is more important to me than the life of an old woman.”
Potaskuchy and future degenerates, in general, I’m booed.”