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[ + 97 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24362
 03.01.2010
But wonder, am I the only person who, when it comes to spam, does not psychize it, but simply deletes it?

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24361
 03.01.2010
There are two types of people.Some run around the world, and others run around and shout, “Milla, where does the world go?and "

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24360
 03.01.2010
Tagged: ply
WOW: What’s there again?
XHHH: so what gamno again what, Zuko is a new year, a celebration, and no mood. This is a new Irka gave me, and I like to fuck him. Two years ago I could not have dreamed of that.
Let’s get old, let’s get old! I have had the same hunk until today.
What’s so special about you that your whole life has changed?
Q: Why are you silent?
I read the instructions for installation and operation of a mini-brewery)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Naked to you?
My dad gave me 😉 😉 😉
Q: Can I live in your cottage?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24359
 03.01.2010
And you also watch the address of the president a few hours earlier, because someone from Vladivostok posted it on YouTube?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24358
 03.01.2010
Sidor: Yesterday a drunk guy asked me for a ruble, I gave him 5 rubles, and he said that I am a great guy and gave 40 rubles.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24357
 03.01.2010
Katie is hot! I jumped out of the car for a second to throw money on the TV. Not 15 minutes. Returns with the package.
What so long?
The breakfast was purchased for the first number, the choice was large.
I open the package...Almagel, Nurofen, Alkozelz, Spazmalgon, Geviscon....

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24356
 02.01.2010
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №24355
 02.01.2010
My mother burned. Talking to someone on the phone:

What are you working? (It is surprising)
Are you really working? (Very very surprised)
At work?? (with a loud voice) O_O

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24354
 02.01.2010
xxx(12:02:52 31/12/2009): Let’s go to the CC?
ууу(12:03:37 31/12/2009): what a nasty x, I have an hour later performance in the new year show, I am there Santa Claus, and the words of nichren do not know...
ууу(12:04:03 31/12/2009):be good))only 5 min
...
xxx(13:22:54 31/12/2009):classically broken down)
ууу(13:23:14 31/12/2009): ah,I am sitting down in a blow.
thx(13:23:39 31/12/2009):grandfather mocking))
WO(13:24:02 31/12/2009):Your Mother!!!!!! The show!! to

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24353
 02.01.2010
Finally began to dream normal dreams - with a scrolling strip. Boring places can be scrambled, interesting - re-examined.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24352
 02.01.2010
xxx (19:13:26 31/12/2009)
Here my beloved gave me a singing tiger.
xxx (19:13:34 31/12/2009)
He sings what he is.
xxx (19:13:40 31/12/2009)
At the end of the song
xxx (19:14:15 31/12/2009)
" once Poland, two Poland...."
xxx (19:14:26 31/12/2009)
Now I am thinking about the meaning of the gift.
xxx (19:14:31 31/12/2009)
Shred the tail*

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №24351
 02.01.2010
With New Year! I wish you fulfillment of your most important wish!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №24350
 02.01.2010
According to British scientists, giving children to try alcohol, at least, is wrong.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №24349
 02.01.2010
The New Year
I sit with a friend near the house. The window opens on the 6th floor - "You are bumping here, bumping, blowing up, and some among other things to work tomorrow!!!!" The window closes...... opens
"Glory to God not to me"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24348
 02.01.2010
Well, here "held a girl computer"....now she makes me shower to shave but she is cooking and loves me))) thank you Santa and BOR! Madzadrot

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24347
 02.01.2010
I understand, British scientists have a rule like a death notebook, if within 10 days they do not open anything, they will die.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24346
 02.01.2010
You know, I feel like you married my daughter just to tell all the other lovers that you are married!

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №24345
 02.01.2010
This is what loch means... He went to sort back in 2009, and came out in 2010... You can say, a new year has gone by...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24344
 02.01.2010
This is what I want to do "Dear Santa Claus! I’m not asking for money, plush tigers and happiness. Please give me a license to shoot the dolphins. Please forgive me, I no longer have the strength!and "

[ + 187 - ] Comment quote №24343
 02.01.2010
Anyone who sees the difference between a school and a student please add +

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