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[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58381
 09.01.2012
From the interviews of the journalist of the Russian Reporter and the sectarian of raw food:
Is that what you eat? It is dead food. He looks at my cake. Look at how fat your skin is. That’s because you eat that. I also had this problem before, and from raw skin like a baby.
I look at his acne face and understand what magnitude self-induction sometimes reaches.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58380
 09.01.2012
- Romka, your neighbor confessed to me yesterday in love.
This is what? and Christina? So be happy then =)
No, not even a fig. Mother of Goose! This drunken lady.
Oh Oh Oh Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The Aunt Olya! Ahahahahahah!
I’m afraid to be at your house now.
Oh well that! You are jealous. Car, apartment, work in the administration, even in the district =))
She is your mother’s mate!! →
- Yes, she will roll you into the mattress and will get you when necessary!) Can I give her your phone number?
The fuck! I will then give your number to the grandmothers of the Bozoi and Toulon colonies!
The hero is cruel! By the way, is the goose already calling you a file?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58379
 09.01.2012
in the impulse of generosity called her younger sister (10 years old) Nastenko (and so we usually call each other by names of all kinds), which she looked at me suspiciously and said, "something you are completely upset."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58378
 09.01.2012
(from the song texts site)
Fan Club: Rage Against the Machine (popular rap band)

Similar Contractors :
Audioslave
Limp Bizkit
Crazy Town
Molotov
Deftones
Hope of Babkin

OOO

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58377
 09.01.2012
How much do you weigh?
I will not say.)
At least the first two ;)
Well... 11

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58376
 09.01.2012
Never, hear, never cheat in the pharmacies of those who came for sedatives.

[ + 38 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58375
 09.01.2012
That in the house of 3 people and everyone on the computer is fine, everyone needs it. That the house is filled with e-cigarettes, tablet PCs, graphics tablets, digital photo frames and other delights of modern life is also a scam. But cheating an e-book in the toilet in the place of the usual is apophysis.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58374
 09.01.2012
I was crying again today.
You are so sentimental.
I’m not sentimental, I’m just a fool around me!!( by

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58373
 09.01.2012
A friend in the questionnaire on Facebook has people who inspire me: my family, my father, my children, Hannibal Lecter.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58372
 09.01.2012
The director (D) enters the department and addresses the girl - manager (M):
Q: Can I embrace you?
M: No, I should have used the corporation.
D: So you were there sober, so much to hug you.
M: Everyone who wanted to embrace.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58371
 09.01.2012
xxx 18:21
Watch the Sherlock Holmes series, based on the books of Arthur Conan Doyle

YYY 18:21
Read the books of Arthur Conan Doyle, Arthur Conan Doyle

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58370
 09.01.2012
I almost dropped a full hot cup of tea on me. If I had died, his last words would have been, “Mom, I went to make tea myself.”

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58369
 09.01.2012
on the subject:

The teacher of physics told.Even when she studied the matter herself was.The fun lecturer <on the lecture, ending to explain the topic, issued:"How many fields no matter quantum, no matter <you will get..."-the audience friendly added: X*Y!! And he with a thoughtful face, lifting up <finger, concluded: field!
<the audience lay.I adore physics =)

Once "Physicist on ASU" issued such a verse

The missile turns to the calculation angle of Teta,
Oh, don’t need to pNo%: that’s the corner of tango!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58368
 09.01.2012
If drivers stop drinking, they will stop eating.
1st comment: Mistake the diet. 😉

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №58367
 09.01.2012
After eating, I wait four hours before going to bed.
Yyy: It’s our way: instead of not eating 4 hours before bed, don’t sleep 4 hours after eating :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58366
 09.01.2012
In the ASK
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you need a good guy?
WOW :
Yes, no, I’m hunting for girls more, and for dogs.. but my husband needs to build good strong guys;) or he’s broken all the jammers (((

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58365
 09.01.2012
More lies of politicians irritate glamorous television stars, who suddenly begin to talk about honor and dignity, continuing to lead a scandalous life.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58364
 09.01.2012
I doubted whether it was worth writing, but the story about the boy with the machine machine (best for 07.01.2010) forced.
He was standing before the New Year Santa, giving candy to the children.
A man approaches and swiftly whispers, "Brother, my daughter is coming now, will give you a letter. You are playing.”
I can ask, “Where is the letter then?”
“You will throw!”

Next, all the notes: "Here, daughter, the most real Santa Claus," I give candy, she handed me a letter, says "thank you", they turn and leave.
The letter remains with me. What to do? to open? to throw? Leave as a memory, unopened, in a frame?
What?

On the evening of the same day, a poll was conducted on the Internet, out of 55 respondents, 32 voted for the opening.
On New Year’s Eve, I opened it.
Eleanor of Voronezh asked Santa Claus of Murmansk for skates and a talking doll.
“And I very much want,” Eleanor writes in the biggest letters, “that my mommy may grow out.”

On the rights of Father Christmas I call on you all on Christmas day to wish Mother Eleonora health. The idea, as you know, is material, we must succeed.
07.01.2012 by

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58363
 09.01.2012
SMS to his wife: "The alien kidnapped... they put on me experiments... already poured in perfumes, smeared with lipstick, scratched the whole back, took money... After an hour they promised to release."

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58362
 09.01.2012
xxx: I came up with a new word: "happy". It’s like "gone", only "gone"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Wicked
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: twiter, facebookbuch, lawtactch - it's a little different (this means write), but hide it, hide it, hide it - find it
YYY: to insert is also to find, but news
I know how these words can be made popular.
YYY: to shut up?
xxx: to fuck

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