t2rget: the inscription in our corporate smoker:"The tubes of your nicotine sticks should find the last shelter in the funeral urn"
Nothing in the world is better than eating a delicious cocktail!
Brush the potatoes right away!
How to wait until the salary?! to
Would you pay before the salary?
La la la la la la!
The La La La!
La la la la la!
E is!
Eeeeeee!! to
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.! to
and :-)
Have you read about 200 grams?
It was not lazy to write.
[19:05:35] Andrei: We bought a poppy yesterday, and today we will go for a hammer))) The family is growing
[19:05:49] Alex: A cat is feeding?
[19:06:07] Andrew: Not funny (devil)
Andrei: This is for kids.
Alex: The children are feeding?? to
Shhas thought: many animals are very intelligent, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use them. and Nahira?
And then I thought: many people are also very clever, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use it. and reassured
Olga
I’t have met a man model.
Natalia
Models are different
Olga
Even if normal guys...they lack self-confidence and self-interest.
Olga
Rapidity
Maternity
Olga
complacency
The sixth
Olga
Carrots they
The xxx:
I am selling a package of 5000 Eurofh.
YYYY :
What caliber?
Recommendations for hand lights:
A great light! It can withstand the direct hit of a Dutch skier at a speed of 70 km / h at an altitude of 2200 m!
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My friend cleansed the floor.
Would you fuck Galadriel? We need a dust.
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So annoying this window when leaving the "Classmates". "How are you going? So fast?" The life of a cruel, calm, shape!! to
Moscow, peak hour, Gorky direction Everyone is crowded, full of people. The train begins to approach, the crowd begins to seriously support (I just want to sit down!). And here a load of such a healthy kg for 120 gives:
The people! Stop the drinking! Otherwise I will accidentally get stuck in the car and I will definitely catch one of you idiots with me!
The people immediately spread to the sides.
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Let’s always be a little kids!!!! to
Do not forget to grow up.
In one family, a very young father, who kept a family fellow (everyone works), instead of carefully selected good furniture, long-awaited by householders sitting on the boxes, unexpectedly dumped all the jointly accumulated funds into his extraordinary new car.
Motivation – o-o-o- very wanted...
Why not baby?
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I watched, read and could not understand where you are taking those neighbors with drill? I already live in the fourth place and have never met anything like this... But here I got to... THIS IS ME! Oh, and I’m going to tour...
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XXX: So boring that I will soon talk to the cat.
oh long john, oh long jonson, why i eyes you
Today I had a brief conversation with my former classmate:
......
You are somewhat unsuspecting.
I know I’m working on this, so I went to h*j.
The question arises in the non-contradictory direction it works :)
The C Forum:
In other words, I love Arabia.
I learned to accept her as she is.
Painting from nature. As we move around the country, we have to eat at local restaurants. I’m always asked, “Why do you always get what you order at the restaurant, and there’s constant confusion with our orders?”
It’s just the same thing with my order. I just eat what I brought.
If you order a chicken soup at a restaurant in a provincial Arab town, then telling the owner of the establishment in English, in Arabic, drawing the chicken on a paper, tapping the wings and touching, you can be almost sure that he understood you. In his beautiful black eyes you read the understanding, he will also naturally depict the chicken in response to you and go away for the soup. Do not rush to rejoice. You can bring... leech soup. Because on the way to the kitchen he saw a friend, forgot, thought about it, or just the lentil soup stood closer.
I understand that lovers of good service are throwing me down with dried tomatoes now, but I usually eat what they brought. I understand that it is not possible to allow services to be so that the customer is always right, etc.
But... if you ask to replace the soup with the ordered chicken, then on the way to the kitchen the owner of the cafe may again forget, it may be time for prayer, and he will make a prayer, and the chicken can still happily run around the courtyard.
So on such trips eat what they give, because you don’t know when you’ll have to eat the next time.)
Do you want to see a genuine smile? Then just watch any porn from the moment she realizes it’s over.
After I gave my mom a small mouse to her netbook – all the other standard-size mice she calls “rates.”
Are you on the big?
Genius : Yes
Katy: And how then? Not very slippery? My legs broke today.
Genius: No, it was okay for me. I saw people fall.
Genius: inexperienced, what do you say here
The miserable two legs :)
For the first time in the last 10 years of divorce thanked her husband: began to do repairs and found his barrel in 300 backs )))