Loki
Oh, my dear, I’ve come up with how to change your name into an Ace.
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Dialogue between a girl and a reconstructor (boy with a beautiful body)

R: There was an idea. Now I'm getting a little up and taking a photo set. Not historical, for yourself) With weapons (sword shield) and naked by belt, in jeans =)
D: Mmm... And I am at your feet... In your underwear =R
And with a spit in the chest :D

XXX is
Vitalik, here I read your messages on the wall and came to the conclusion that you believe that the only thing women need is a...
I totally disagree with you...
YYYY
What can they do besides that?
HHHH
They are still cooking.

Call for technical support:
Good morning, I don’t have the word font running, what should I do?
There is only one way to do this: eat these soft French pancakes and drink tea.

quecksilber lampe: and I found a way to get rid of the annoying idiots - I answer them in German

Dasha: “Only during New Year’s holidays in public transport, drunk people look bare and contemptuously at the sober, not the opposite.”

Loser 80 lvl, I am the horse!
I opened the door at 3 o’clock at night to a drunk ambal, thinking my mom came from the night shift. He came in and began to dress up.
So my amazed eyes were nothing compared to his when his brother explained to him that he was wrong with the apartment.
I could not sleep after that. from laughter.
My mom was on holiday this weekend.

Discussion of the closure of contact in March 2012

Well, again, except my mom, no one will congratulate me with dr.
HH: Anyway, I will not be anyone.

XXX: Are you going out?? to
YYY: Max, and you’re going to be in the uggs?
xxx: yes
YYY: I will not go out.

On the question “Are human muscles edible?” in Google, the first result is “The effects of hallucinogenic fungi on the human body.” It is true!

Congratulations to the author who wrote this:

In the future, when I become wealthy and powerful, I will definitely rename a park into a “User Name and Password Park.”

Dear, and weak, as in the old Soviet times, plant the park in the form of the words "User" and "Password"? In the Union so planted that the inscriptions are still visible from space! There will be no problems with the justification of the name - once, the second - respect and respect will be provided to you, the third - create your memory for a long time!

In addition, if you are with a lot of money, you and the land under this business to buy will not be a pity. and ;-)
Or all for 20 years everything is just renamed, exploiting the already existing, but in order to make the most new and original - damn who you expect. At the same time, you will be the first in the post-Soviet country to plant a park, not to cut off the forest. It is :-)

You and I weigh 130 kilos together.
YYY: As one American...
XX: Aha, eight years old

He also deprived me of my virginity.
WOW: Have you been able? Fast and what is it?
The first half-minute the body wears and cries: “A-a-a-a, a foreign body is in me!”11 and the remaining time decides whether to describe it or lose consciousness. I don't know what this is only the first time, I would be asexual)))

Matan - I love you!
YYY: What is it?
xxx: And what, I have invested so much in these days in understanding and realizing this subject that it is simply impossible to be indifferent to it. And to say that I don’t like it, the tongue won’t turn. So I am proud to confess to Matan in love!
XXX: And I now respect the professor very much. He always explained everything clearly in pairs, just someone (I) did not follow the thread of meaning.
Yyy: Well, I went to my student’s cover :D

Lucky people come to the grail from the other side.

To think of yourself as a bald monkey, and to see the meaning of life as sleeping, eating, and dying, is, of course, a dignity. Do not ruin him. will not succeed. You will not fall out of the hole.

To worship a fictional creature that no one has ever seen, to observe some foolish rules such as circumcision, periodic fatigue by hunger, to constantly limit your freedom and impose these restrictions on others, to ruin your own health, to blow up the subway - this is, of course, just wonderful, this is the meaning of life and this is what you must strive for, it is reasonable, logical, and everything else is meaningless. It is also necessary to water the shit of those who worship not your whore, but their own. And in order to something, you don’t have to do anything at all, you just have to do a couple of rituals and spaghetti in space will give you it. You do everything right.

I have not been with my grandmother for a long time. I look for something on the internet and here it starts to brake.(x to I)
X: Slow Slow Internet
Don’t worry, they may have a good lunch.
= = )

X: Well what, as celebrated the new year, unforgettable?
YYY: Unforgettable

Shop at the box office:
– Running
Where to run?
Give away

See also: Penguin
See also: Linux
and Ubuntu.
See also: Gento
The fucking fuck.
Wow... I don’t know such an OSI.
I thought we were in an association.
See also :DDD