xxx: pidders - isolent breaks along when trying to wrap off
XXX: The Blue
XXX: The Holy Spirit
XXX: And how after that not to believe that humanity is a shit

Wife, accompanying from the morning to work, if not in the mood or offended, wishes me a good day.

We are doing home repairs with my father, the tile of the tile is steep. Here my friend called, shared the joy: he has a son. So I called for a note tonight. Father: Well, what about a couple of boxes of vodka and will you wash for a week?
I: Well, tomorrow we go to work, we are so, lettuce.
I: How did you wash me?
Father: Well how, how. When you wash, you’re grown up.
(They are

fluffy: news on the yandex - Depardieu is called to work in the Tyumen Drama Theater
I am crying ?
hroft : ))
hroft: and also he is invited to work in the administration of Mordovia and there an apartment is given
fluffy: well, in principle, a person in life has already arranged)) everything is))

Purchased at "Eldorado" wheat. I checked 3 pieces, none of them are heated, the indicator on the handle does not burn. I don’t think I’ll go to this store anymore, and I’ll go to another one now. It turned out, the seller charged the phone and pulled the extender, which includes the checked equipment, from the socket.

We went to New Year with the family to visit Santa Claus in the Great Ustyug. We drove on the navigator, and this fool brought us to the dam, where Ivan Susanin led the Poles.) Susanna is alive!

X: My brother has a towel in bed. I didn’t think about why it was him. I thought he was eating in his room, maybe wiping it out.
X: Before the New Year, the cleaning was done, his room was cleaned, I sweated a little, I decided to take this towel and my nose was attacked by the wild smell of sperm.
X: He still looks at me: “Now you know my secret and must die!”

The stranger: I have to go and shave.
Oooo, the bikini area? :D
I don’t have a bikini zone.
Den Stranger: I have a family area!

We talk to Glory about the benefits of onanism in a bad mood
Vyacheslav: but at the end of the day, you still stay with your own member in your hand.
I would be scared if I stayed with another member in my hand.

ixbt, Felid, 21.07.2009 05:28:
By the way, the first mention of the conveyor computing scheme was in the Russian army of the 19th century: it was necessary to recalculate the ballistic tables for artillery (the peak of applied mathematics at the time - also the WPC), put 2 companies of soldiers, each took arguments from the previous one, did their operation over them and passed on. At the output of 2 results in the mouth was verified: if they coincide - correct

Annual service centers:
How to recognize this phone! He has a spiral model.
I know Dick.
to whom?? to
The phone is out! Look at the IMEI in the base!

The owner of a sex shop in Chita paid off with swallowed women (ITAR-TASS). Directly I imagine this picture: with the words "X. you, not money!" the businessman rolled out a few expensive phalloimitators on the shelves in front of the shelves!

ariawb: Office 2013 is out
ulovka22: I haven't found the buttons at 10 a.m., early

Shaken from mother money for contraception.motivating the fact that money for gifts to grandchildren will need much more

The Russians mined software in three ways: theft, robbery and exchange of robbery.

Grelectric: Once again opening the refrigerator I realized - the holidays are over!

Hi, why are you not sleeping?Late afternoon at work)
In the morning is
The Blue

You know, not all mosquitoes are so bad. Name a good one! For example, Gerard Depardieu.

How convenient it is:
Suddenly, the girl is offended by you, and you don’t know why.
Opened Firebag, you look, and there "point" missed or somewhere "box" forgotten...
It is comfortable.

They ruin words and terms.

They have survived until two men on the street are perceived as gay, rainbow - as a symbol of the movement for freedom to fuck in the ass in public and so on.

The words "democracy, liberals, freedom, the homeland, the people" were dropped. It has gone crazy to color.
The jeans are not painted in blue or, on the contrary, only in pink.
The West is no longer a direction, not a geography, but a mentality.
You are in real. Wherever you go - everything was shattered by brands, politics, their crumbling essence.
It is no longer a bird, but a hollow division; it is no longer a term, but a football club; Vladimir is no longer a name, but a position; the dynamo is no longer a device, but a kiddal without swallowing.

Didn’t you fuck up there?

Look, blasphemers of good words, maybe someday you will laugh at two men who have embraced on the street and ugly bypass them, but know that it is possible that it will be just friends, fellow soldiers and one of them will get a carabin and smash your sick rainbow head on the nearest wall.

The rainbow is a rainbow and do not sweep your sick fantasies into it. Need a logo? Need a brand? Imagine yourself an elegant sleeve and order it from a top designer.
But do not let the rainbow fall into the folly of your quarrels.
Fuck, marry, love, communicate - for health.
To deprive children of the rainbow?
Nahuya dropped the word "Democracy"?
Why was the word "Fatherland" drowned into dirt?