In the online cinema - all seasons of House-2.

The rating is -666.

It is symbolic.

Lav: The man with the nickname “popka_obezyanki”, calls to be more serious, ughu.

Pre-New Year training in the army has always been a special topic.
For 2 days, the rotting went to the sergeant's comrade because the cat (which lives in this company) had no tree.
The disadvantage was eliminated by a 10-minute run.
and carpets. The textbook. Points

I’m not fat, I’m big and nice. At least that’s what two women think, whose opinion I appreciate.)
Zzzz: What about the dissident?
XXX: For them I am fat and aggressive ;)

The story is fiction, and "famous people". The guy gets into a strange world, lives on some landfill and, seemingly, catches rats. There is the “lower world” – the dungeons, and the “upper world” – a place for the elite. Even in this world, implantation is practiced into the brain of "matrices", into which you can load the skills available for study. By chance, the guy manages to obtain an engineering (basically expensive) matrix, which he successfully uses. This is all that is known.



Dmitry Sheleg, "The Unman" or Roman Zlotnikov, "The Earthman".

XXX: The first night of the Avatar will show
Is this a new tradition?
XXX: Show the irony of fate
XXX: and the 1st - blue people, so that people can be quiet?

What do you know about despair and hopelessness?
I was sick, I had flu, I had a temperature below 40.
in such states, the eye is normal and without substances, it is not possible to sleep normally.

And in one such glucose sleep I get a task from some muddy beings to urgently fix bugs in the code that governs the world economy, and not the type of world PC and other collapse not beyond the mountains.
and there are 220 thousand lines, while on hashel and erlang (!!!)
At the same time, as in the real-time systems, it is constantly updated.
Fuck what you know about despair and hopelessness.

Do you know the joke about the eagle and the giraffe?
She is: Yes.
He: And what one?
She is: Both.
All, no more questions

xxx: in the county found an announcement by chance - a poor family will be grateful to donate a cheap computer with an office. And I just understood the mess, I collected 2.5 systems. I called, took the address - in the area of the stop. I come, I sit with a compost at the stop like a bomb. And O miracle, this miracle comes in... at the expense of Octavia the Negro...
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Very often collecting things and so on. For the poor, they are not themselves, but volunteers. And they can be on a new octave, and on a fresh lexus.

to this:
ragequit
The tokens in the metro are the strongest of the currencies. Inflation is not affected. 1 ticket = 1 trip. Always is. Without any options. Not 0.9 trips, not 0.5, not 1.2 trips. Always, 1 token = 1 trip.
I suggest measuring everything in the metro tokens.
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In the 90s, when the price of travel not always followed hyperinflation, in Nizhny Novgorod once the cost of travel in transport, including in the subway, increased by 2 times. People were warned by local TV channels for a few days, so subway passengers purchased tokens in advance. What was the surprise of the passengers when on Day X the turnikets refused to pass people for one token, demanding a second.
So the value of this currency has also changed ;)

Sclerosis is not a sentence!

Help, the computer started to forget the date and time.
YYY: This means the computer is very old, it’s time to buy a new one.
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The new battery in the BIOS should help. Change the advisor.

This is a long green dress.
Do you want a pearl?
Paradigm: How two acrobat brothers reacted to my dress.
Paradigma: Andrei smiled oilily and immediately looked at the decoil. And only Leha said, touching the pothol:
– Oh! Now I know what to make a flag for the Border Guard Day.

This is paying twice. A drunk three times, because he doesn’t remember having paid twice.

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Why do you write as a doctor?

One phone tells me what to do in 18 minutes?
Well, today is Thursday!
HH: 1 January
WOW: It does not matter. Go on while you’re free ?

In the morning of December 31st.In the salon "Eurosets" a man flies in and asks for a cable to charge.Minute after twenty already arranges a cable, a new phone, a bunch of plugins.Looks at all this and cries:"Nihren himself, jumped for a minute to buy a cable.Something I am now afraid to go to the market for potatoes"

[ 1 January, the Answers ]
X: How much is organ transplantation now (lungs, liver, heart, etc.)) is?
Y: Figase, normal guy New Year noted)))

So, my lords and lords, the year 2015 that has been talked about so much has come! The men! Who of you is the most brave? Who will wear the first two cravates?

here here :

We were all forgotten again. The one whose name cannot be pronounced out loud, has been late with his speech for an hour! The holiday of Kamchatka! I am

Do you only need the most important one?
You better put your local TV-alcatelers in a piston. Apparently, these people ate while spending the old year, and slept sweetly in salads, completely forgetting about work.

Winnisepu: When looking at the diagonal view of the new year’s lights, the classic “In the nightclubs after two o’clock in the night, the wild dances of the drunkaness of the marriage market begin.” Replace the "marital" with the "estradary" and alles.