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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122617
 04.01.2016
In the new house, the capper is as cold. Eating a cake in the chicken is something new.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122616
 04.01.2016
Sunday is a tragic day. Saturday is far behind, and until Monday it is already hand in hand.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №122615
 04.01.2016
On December 31, I noticed one New Year’s miracle, a real miracle that can be seen once a year... All the cash that are in the store are working!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122614
 04.01.2016
“Don’t touch, it’s for the New Year!” ended on December 31.
From the 1st of January began another: "Eat, or it will be ruined!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122613
 04.01.2016
Look at how fast this cat grows!! to
In two weeks, it has grown twice!
He is pleased to walk in the pot and not release his nails during the game.
And the fact that he is sure that the cat on the tree is a variant of the Siberian monkey on the palm - so that even children are delighted. Who selects toys, who makes selfies, who just takes pictures, there are attempts to call a dog to remove a cat from the New Year's plant...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122612
 04.01.2016
- I need to call Andrew, let him go, he has a staff.
It is better if you have a camera.

[ + 23 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122611
 04.01.2016
It was good on January 1 and 2. The third is political. As you have already said, politicians are homeschooled. Ukrainian and Russian. Fuck you!! From each cracks with their fucking thoughts, the TV guided, climb. Soon from the point in the toilet will shake either a stubborn hollow or a stubborn cotton.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122610
 04.01.2016
The immoral priest is not needed by anyone. Neither to people nor to God.

You will not believe. No one needs a priest. There is no need for any intermediary between the buyer and the seller. The intermediary does not care about both the goods and the goods sold - only to not lose their profits. When you buy from an intermediary, you will never be sure of the authenticity.
But people are lazy: they do not turn to the primary sources, but to the merchants. Do not believe? Go to the primary sources yourself. Not in vain, by the way, the shoppers were chased out of the temple.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122609
 04.01.2016
A wretched creature!

> oh heroologists, in the sense of philologists, and no-ka, form a commandant inclination of the verb "grit".

Dirty, miserable creature, unable to linguistics and not understanding the essence of incomplete matrix of forms! Your cheek is in a nominal fall for lunch, nothingness! And do not chew, namely, the cheek!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122608
 04.01.2016
That channel in the New Year holidays will become more popular, which will show not only the time and weather, but also the date.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122607
 04.01.2016
I remember there was a movie in which aliens came to destroy our great and powerful, but, flying from west to east and back, decided that before them have visited here.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122606
 04.01.2016
Mommy, my moustache is growing!! to
You have grown up, my daughter.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122605
 04.01.2016
There is such an app in which users evaluate different products. In particular, it is possible to place the price of the goods and indicate on the map the store where the goods were purchased. So, if you ban the app from accessing location determination, the map opens in the very center of the map of the world - somewhere south of the coast of Ghana and Nigeria. And in neutral waters approximately 1300 kilometers from the coast of Nigeria you can find a large cluster of "Five" and "Smile of the rainbow".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122604
 04.01.2016
The black hye left the chat.
Black hyacinth in the chat.
Sanctum: It was clearly friction.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122603
 03.01.2016
1st Safaris
2nd License to shoot exotic animals
Three Travel to Rome, Paris, Tokyo
4 is Translation to office. Director of Science
5 is Five-room apartment
6 is Local Dacha
7 is Own car
8 is Moving to Moscow
9 is Acquisition of 2nd Youth

This is the marriage contract, which Alenushka gave to sign Sataniev in the film "Wizards"

Everything in this chat.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122602
 03.01.2016
In any organization in the world, be it military or civilian, there is a saying: if something goes wrong, goes wrong and doesn't move properly, use WD-40, and if it moves when it doesn't need to - a sticky tape, or scotch. Invented during World War II to wrap shops and boxes with cannons to make them waterproof in the jungle, the tape has since become a must-have element of the set for any task. It was even used to fix the wing on the Apollo 17 lunar rover when it suddenly broke on the lunar surface, as well as to fit rounded CO2 gas washers into square-shaped holes to save the lives of the Apollo 13 crew.

Dick Francis "The Cross Hollow"

[ + 10 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122601
 03.01.2016
My sister finally introduced me to her young man! This is my former lover. I am a guy...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122600
 03.01.2016
xxx: yesterday with Pasha weighed up and made a willful decision... no longer weigh

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122599
 03.01.2016
About the shit:

The average length of the male member, according to one of the statistical organizations, was 15 centimeters, and according to reports of another - 25 centimeters. The scattering in the results appeared to be due to differences in methods, some were measured, while others were only surveyed. and c)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122598
 03.01.2016
Are you going to be a cabbage?
Is there red?
There is cabbage and aquarel.

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