She: Strange you... came, struck, and left
Well, it would be stupid to come, to cheat and to stay.

Status in asske in acquaintance " Free heart "

Shato on:
It sounds like "free cash!"
The cry:
and :)
Shato_On
Please give me two sweet cakes.

Shaka (23:17:12 25/01/2010)
The light and heating in the school were turned off.
And with you?

Shrewsby (23:17:21 25/01/2010)
We were not included.

Tkachenko, I know you are here! Come to me urgently! The printer is not working for the third week.

Last night I met a girl a little younger than me.
In general, everything went on and turned... in the morning, after a stormy night, she and I found out that she was the daughter of my father from the feather marriage O_o
PMP is plz.

How could she be younger? O_O

The curious case occurred last Tuesday in one of the court halls of the Central district of Nikolaev. Seven criminal cases were heard at the same time. Using the fact that the convoys often don’t know the accused person at all, not to mention how serious a crime they committed, one of the offenders, deleting a convenient moment, stretched out the hands in the handcuffs of one of the police officers, said that, said, the judge let him go, and quietly left the court building.

A 15-year-old schoolgirl fed two of her teachers cake with hashish. Teachers were admitted to the hospital with the diagnosis of marijuana poisoning.
After the incident, the school’s management banned teachers from taking any food from their students.
That is so! And you give me cognac, candy, and flowers...not that, not that.

Goddess
So what to say if he came from the army and brought me nothing...not a lipstick...

E_X
I’ve heard in the barracks such roses bloom, here’s the shit!

DonTon: “Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.”
by T. Edison

eXo: laundry, this is a fig scam, why your proga doesn’t work...

In the summer, in the black sea is good, warm... Sometimes I come, work out, children’s guide. And everything seems good. But the children, in the pioneer camps, instead of uncle carried, or uncle Andrey, insist on the whole district: "Uncle hairy legs! My hairy legs! Take a kick!"

c) Hell Fire

What is the difference between income, income and profit?
yyy: Profit is income from all revenue.)

So, cats chew their cheeks around the corner because they have glands that emit feromones there, and they thus mark the territory. They tremble at the master’s feet for the same reason – to mark that this is my master. On the curved corner can not be rubbed, but you can scratch there and also mark the territory.

What cats complaining and long whisper is that they mimic a child’s cry that “wraps” the human ear.

And that when they are angry, they whisper and throw their tail - that is how they imitate a serpent. In the animal world, it sometimes works.

Even in the hierarchy of cats, the most important cat may not bury a shit behind him, for him it should be done by those who are lower in the hierarchy. Therefore, if a cat cries in the middle of the room, he wants to show that he is the owner.

If a cat has brought a dead mouse into the house, it does not mean that it has brought food to himself or to the owner, it means that it teaches the owner how to catch them. Cats first bring dead mice, then half-dead mice, and then live mice to be trained.

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XXX is Hi. I have a question to you about "Silent Don")
YYY: So let’s go
XXX: What is syphilis?
YYY: You have the "Silent Don" in Goblin, I look at...

XXX is
At my job, a manager girl says:
When you take off your glasses, you look better.
When I take off my glasses, you look better too.
She was silent for five minutes.

She: How long will you come to me?
In one and a half hours
Why so long
He is busy.
What are you so busy?
They are candles.
She: We'll have dinner at candles, you're romantic, you didn't know
he: on the street "-28", my car is carburetor, the candles are frozen - there are no sparkle, I burn
Yes, it is romantic.

Not only do I take a session and I am in the army at this time, I am also a girl! Do I think or something is wrong?and :)

Scientists measured the speed of movements of the frog
The question is: Naughty??? They are still paying money for that shit.

From the English classic about female logic and shopping:

She showed her purchases.
Look what a hat I bought. Of course for yourself. It could not even be bought. But I thought I could buy it with the same success.

J. Austin

We go with Daddy on the Ring of Hell.
XXX: The Garden
XXX: No, the first time was right =(

A discussion of the article on the fact that in Korea the court equated virtual gambling money to conventional with possible taxation. One comment to the article:

HH: It is just great! You sit in WoW, and here you fit mega pumped peppers and say, the tax police, have not paid a profit tax in the amount of 300 golds, we confiscate your stuff! =) is