Astrologers have announced the month of a 10-year-old cat and an abandoned girl.
The number of people who eat the same food has doubled.

Yesterday I found an old t-shirt with a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt on the whole chest.

A conversation between two men on the street.
In short, they took me to the hospital, made a screen print there.
I realized that I said something wrong and sublime, then uncertainly so: Well you understood?
2: * also not too sure * X-rays is not?
1: Yes, yes of course!

From the game Farmers:
Why can't I steal eggs from my friend?
YYY: And you pull stronger.

From now on, and seemingly forever, boron is declared safe to eat while reading. Food no longer threatens you.

xxx: tonight in the refrigerator spilled an unclosed bottle of vodka, it turned out to be right in the pot with soup... here I sit and think, as if there is a hunt and the morning just started

xxx: pptz, talking to a guy on a mobile phone, distracted for 5 seconds to chew the cat. He asks me what I’m doing, Well I fucking answered "Yes, I’m chewing".

...The time probably gave me a feeling =(

The announcement smiled:

Age 5 years, sterilized, trained to the pot and nail.
She likes to sit on her arms, but is not obsessive.

Warklap: I work in a photography studio. Yesterday comes such a glamorous chicken, pulls the battery from a digital car out of her pocket and says: "My photos from here print out!" On my clear hint that it is essentially a battery, not a flash, she made the blind eyes and said: "Well, she is from the camera!" >_<

Oh, what a tyrant I am!
How did Alena tolerate me?
The monument must be laid.
I hope she’s alive?

On Christmas, my aunt came and long explained to the four-year-old Misha about the essence of this holiday, and how it all ended 33 years later. seem to have settled.

But who is the leader in the country, you know?
Misha is God?
Aunt: Well think well?
Judas is Judas?

I went with my son (4 years) on a 3D clicker. In the middle of the movie, he quietly asks me: Mom, can I take off my glasses? I say, I can of course. So this miracle stands up, turns into the hall and says: We all take off the glasses!! to
My mom allowed it ?

Slam: I have a well-known economist...when his pencil ends, he rides a free bus to Ikeya to get free pencil there.

Hi to you! I am Alpha. Give me a cat, we’ll be friends;)
Willy, not a word.

Survived...
Announcement in the running line:

"For a permanent job in a Japanese restaurant, a storm is required."

Do not go into communion. Two of us walked around and started cooking rice. We with the screams "Edaaa" took it from them and finally cooked it to eat.)

On the other hand, it may seem like I am a nonsense, but in reality, it is.

The guy who wrote:
My girlfriend is smart, educated, beautiful, using ubuntu, the brain does not endure at all.
I am silently right to her. She also believes that sex is the best remedy for headaches.
So let me know where the hole can hide?and "
Where did you dig it? Are there other ones there?

Yes, okay, it is normal to send a barely familiar calf for the sake of an old faithful cat! is normal! Enough of it, we got it!

I wonder, in every house there is a debris that drills something for 10 years, and they can't find it.