There is no room in the refrigerator for beer.
Al, you are confusing something. There is no room for yogurt, but there is a beer.

Asked once again, the younger brother to make an egg, so also expressed his wishes, mol:
- with the bacon on top of the green you will sip and two pieces of bread.
Brother, listening calmly, went to the kitchen.
After 15 minutes, he stands in the corridor dressed and says:
Go, I have prepared you!
He closes the door behind him and goes for a walk.
I come to the kitchen, I cut a teak, I make tea, I raise a bowl cover, and there: 2 eggs (in the shell), on top 2 slices of bacon, on the sides of the bread and a note "and you will prepare, shit, myself!!!"

She says I’m fat. (
He says, “You are not fat!” You are the most beautiful of me!! You are super at all!! to
She says: I am fat! You can’t even hold me on your hands!( by
He said: Nothing like that! I can!! to
What fucking thing are you wearing on my hands???? to

O_O

I have a friend who thinks I’m his girlfriend. He called me now and went to the sauna with friends) it was despite the fact that we didn't even hug him))) I let him, of course. He said I’m the best ?

I start the IAgeymovsky game, I watch the screensaver with the logos
EA Games is already ready to whisper chalengin everything, but there is a low, rough voice: Challenge Everything.

From Wikipedia:
Animal Liberation Front activists broke into the Swiss Royal Circus in 2006 to release a white Siberian tiger. Being near the predator's cage, animal defenders changed their intentions. Instead of the tiger, a white rabbit, the pet of the clown’s daughter, was “liberated.”

I cut it up, it’s like a ROFL poni.
Liberty: O_O
Fuck me :D Fuck me :D

I make the cake.
WOW: It is great. It is repair.
The ceiling is already painted.
And we are afraid of it.

The question:

My girlfriend is smart, educated, beautiful, using ubuntu, the brain does not endure at all.
I am silently right to her. She also believes that sex is the best remedy for headaches.
So let me know where the hole can hide?? to

The answer:

The point is that you are bored...

You will suddenly find out: Wedding, child, love, wealth, luck, success! Choose a word and come to me. Send it to everyone. If three identical words come back, it will happen this year. Do not interrupt the game
YYY: The Child
ZZZ: The Child
Tagged: rebenok
and the child))
XXX: The Fuck

In the morning, the 2nd number, the congress with enthusiasts on the TTC, stops the gauges.
Did you drink?
– No
Take a breath, don’t lie.
And so upset, almost offended:
Why not drink? The celebrations...
O_O

The daughter! Buy bread on the way home. Come back soon and wear a hat. I know you will read it here. your mother

Ohhhhhh Go to the club ?
Oh well. Is this a drunk marriage market?

Eulka: It’s not a hernia... it’s now in fashion – bleaching the anus. Someone is upset that the skin on the anus is darker than on the face.
HardwareMan: The Detective Box.

and ZZZ:
Well, one day, the sister came home, slept to the floor, voicing that her husband is such a fool that she, an innocent pigeon, was driven out. My father didn’t believe it and began to ask. No effect. I went to my husband. Those in rejection, say, do not discuss third parties in their absence. He tortured his sister again. It turns out that she started kneeling her husband’s machine. Not a washing machine, as you understand - for home he has bought everything for a long time. The husband says: mother, you want a car - save money! Why is it that I am the only one? My husband replied: I am walking, my car is rattling? In short, I broke the savings. What can we save in our time? Right on food. The sister suggests - let's say, mother's heart, let's move on. Not for the one that is 6 is expensive, but for the one that is 3. have passed. The husband quietly eats - in the army was, hole to do. And sister-to with claims", how is a gentle ventricle with such a sleeve? The husband brings a salary, everything, the sun said, now you can go to the car salon. It takes money to count, and there is not enough. Noah is so missing. My sister slowly took the money for food. Well, my husband exploded, he said, I save here, I eat those 9 rubles a day, I got a job, and you get rid of money, you eat for your pleasure and you don't feed me? Fuck you, not the car. He took the money and left. The sister moved on the ass, and came to her parents.

I had such a lucky day that even while playing Heroes 3, by accidentally clicking "crawl", I found the Grail...on the xl map...on the 3rd week of 1 month. Rolex

Parents are such parents.

“Mom, pour a cat water, it’s already licking the windows.
Well, maybe he just likes to lick the windows, you know, like puddles...
He is not small.

disturbed silence

“Mommy, do you still eat sausages? O_O
Well, it is interesting...

50 years of man)

*xxx gently enters the yyy
YYY will be pleasant
<MeDVeD>TRADITION!

Apartments with thin walls.
You’re sitting in the bathroom, you think.
And a voice from the back to the friend (from the neighboring apartment)
What are you looking at???and "

Zato> What are you looking at?
Pulsya> gay porn with blacks_ :)
ZatO> What about there?! to