X: */*/
x : *
X is
X: I cleaned the key here a little.
I thought you were throwing my love zigzags.

On surveillance cameras everything is suspicious. % of

On the job a couple of days ago, a chestnut whispered that he wanted an activation. I did not want to activate on the Internet, although the numbers were clearly tapped from the stick on the system. Did the activation by phone - carefully dictated the number to the auto respondent and killed from him the response - the windscreen whispered what, said "all OK - I license". Only today I noticed that on the body of the 98. I’m sitting down and I think I’ll do it now...

I am without dinner today.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: We sit at the table. We discuss the construction of a shop outside the window, which boasts us a view of the mountains.
xxx: Bata says "But we will have our own supermarket!"
Blackjack and prostitutes?
XXX: I didn’t hold up either.

Yukimura, Mori, Motochika, Ieyasu and Mitsunarichka... Saskia!
YYY: How do you fuck it? 😉
xxx: as acetylamino nitropropoxybenzen, only more joyful!

Daniel (status): My girl, I miss you very much, it’s very hard without you... But soon nothing will stop us from being together!
The comments:
The boy is in love!
Did you repair the car?? to

I go to bed with a girl (she is a dermatologist). I ate a mandarine before. I kiss her before sleeping.
It’s a mandarin mouth.
I: Do I want to ask a member of Mandarin too? and :)
She: And what?
I: (not ambiguously hinting)... well you will have a mandarin member...
You have contact dermatitis.

With VIO:

If a person often drinks alcohol alone, is he an alcoholic?
He is Jedi!

On the slopes of Fujiama, the Japanese could not see the Kuril

Recently I hear in my address phrases such as "a devoted friend", "a devoted employee".... why do you want to ask "who?"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Let the zombies hear.
Let the zombies come.
The zombies will find me.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
ahahahah

WOW :
This is not the case in the world.

WOW :
Children are not eaten.

It was worth remembering the internet collection of funly reduced prices, such as the "boy with a finger in the eye cookies" (pointing is preserved), as almost broken in the "Magnet" on the box: "kinder egg shock for girls" )))

The sofa broke. I bought cuts, brought home, put on the table...Woman about half an hour later: sweet I removed your curly nails in the box...

From the Women’s Forum

Alin: I just haven’t found a worthy one yet, because according to the laws of genetics, children will inherit the genes of the first sexual partner, even if he is not the biological father!!!! I don’t need imbalanced bodies!!!! to

DrAke: This is how it works!!! to

From the Friend Lens:

Good luck!!!! I have moved!!!! It even collapsed!!! to

Christina: yes, I still do not seek to fulfill all these desires, I just want to have sex every day and cat :D

And you know that members of the party "Patriots of Russia" take bribery in foreign currency with especially great disregard?

Something died in the forest.
The wrist flowed backwards, and the crown flew its tail forward.
The bus of the 407th Moscow-Podolsk route at 19-15 departed from the metropolitan subway half empty. This is in the middle of the week!
My favorite place in the tail, above the engine, on the right. I sit. At the last moment, a couple came in. A girl with a huge bear and a boy with a bouquet and a bag. They climbed to the left, the doors whispered and the bass turned to the left.
of Warsaw.
The couple went great.
One place is a girl + a bear.
2nd place is a boy.
Third place is a package.
4 and 5 - a bouquet - three fresh tulips.
They would probably have taken the sixth, but it was already busy. by me.
Withdrawing from the dense stream behind Shcherbinka, the bus joyfully climbed to the traffic jams on Silikatna.
and Zebeka! The driver shouted under the brake.
A crowd of workers crashed into the bus. The boots immediately attracted the attention of the men:
My friend, pick up the flowers. Have fun with the boy.
The boy slowly turned his ass.
In his eyes shone indignation and he read the huge letters "CHMO".
It is a mushroom. This is how the babies in the sables look to the asphalt when they are touched in the metro.
You stand up. The pioneer stumbled and turned.
The bettors looked around and at the same time jumped on the seats. The tulips squeezed slightly through the hustle of the engine, and the bag, whispering, stumbled to the guy on the treasure. On the third seat sat a healthy uncle, one of whom said, “Shit!”
The girl whispered something, but immediately silenced under a cloudy look of the man.
The Red Mountain! announced the conductor.
The couple ran out on the feet of the standing.
The girl jumped normally, and the boy got a quality pencil.
Smashing with pins, the wreck from scale flew into the sandy-snowed jade near the outskirts. The pack described the parabola in the air and landed in the sudgorob after the stop. Judging by the crystal bell, not all the bubbles remained intact. An approval ball passed through the hall.
The doors shaken. By gaining speed, the bus was heading to Pahra.

If you live long without a wife, you get used to young and beautiful women.

Last night I went to the pharmacy for condoms. The seller pulled 4 different boxes (time was midnight and we stood in the door) and began to list: These *brand name 1* is cheaper, and these *brand name "* is more expensive, but WHY they are with nanotechnologies!!! to
As a result, they fell out of the pharmacy with another buyer under the common rust: "Gandons with nanotechnology for nanomaterials! " and 😉