I sit with a friend on Christmas Eve. She says, let’s guess the bridesmaids.
I: Hal, I don’t know for whom.
Who do you think about most recently?
I am Dean Winchester.
Gary: Oh yeah yeah. So let’s just go and play the fool.

He sat on a brush for clothes, almost naked with his ass.

Was there anything in the strings?

Discussions on 1TB flash

XHHH: Survived, now the flash is more expensive than the comp.

YYY: And she’s more than my screw...

zzz: But this flash drive is the most efficient and fast way to process 1 terabyte of information!

Review of Tickets (100 pages)

xxx:Yes, I just returned from the street - I was going to the paper.. ended he'd print an hour xxx:I won't even read it lol

YYY: Is it not read in electronic format?

Yyy: Read...) but the type of paper is more pleasant

ZZZ: It is about! I really wanted to learn everything from the e-book, but every time I turned it off almost immediately! And the leaves are still... teachingly lying...

YYYY: And they mourn and look!

Zzz : Yes!
zzz: And they whisper so quietly "Girls!!! This is a bad-a-a-a-a!and "
zzz:"I am going to punish you!and "
zzz: and at the end, just when you are going to sleep: "We know where you live!!and "

Yyy: You have strange papers, Mash

Q: And when we cross with you, do you also take Gandons for instance?

M is :
and that
You ask

by J:
In principle, it is not so bad.
But let me know, I don’t shave my feet before meeting you.

Funny, we are at the second level of mortality after South Africa. Depressed, even in this second.

Started with Natasha the sky lamp. When they were released, a SMS arrived. I have never had such an epic launch of a celestial lamp during the imperial march.

My wife cut off her foot yesterday. The foot in this case is wrapped. Through the apartment the favorite moves jumping on a healthy leg.
Yesterday: I go into the kitchen, my wife splashes on the chair. He jumped up and jumped to the refrigerator.
I: Don’t jump here, I’ll get it.
Wife: I still don’t know what I want!

There are a lot of interesting and unexplained things in the world. My parrot, for example, loves to sing under the vacuum cleaner.

Just at work ask "Red is how much?" I sit on my wave and automatically answer: "FF0000", silence, I look at a colleague, he holds a switch from BP four-wire in his hands and looks at me with square eyes, says - "Red wire how many volts?"

She: in principle, I found an approach to my mother, but not very much to my grandmother (((
He: What did you find me?
She: In principle yes, but I have never used it before.
He: Khm khm... I’m going to go...
In principle, you thought right ?

Mizantrop1986: You know, from our communication I have developed a persistent belief that you are hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.

SexyNastufffka: photo? and 8-)

Mizantrop1986: shit you are stupid, here is the photo.

By the way, in terms of anatomy, Barbie can’t walk.
YYY: Ah, I’ve heard something like that, and why?)
ZZZ: It is made of plastic.

In Africa, the man who is awarded the title of “Man of the Year” is allowed to ride a bicycle.

I enrolled in hypnosis courses. I didn’t like the first class, so I decided to pay immediately a year ahead and not go there anymore.
Are you confused with the fitness center?

The ShaunSpy?
I’m too young for that shit.

From the Mamba:
What is BDSM?
and KPSS! The GCCP! The WTC!
M: WLXM
All, I have finished.

With a friend who serves in the army:

Where are you serving?
- Irkutsk-45, only this is a secret))

I’ll tell you all the secrets, I’ll tell you the secrets.
Number of Parts?
- 39995, part in the cache secret!))

- Irkutsk-45 v/h 39995 arsenal 12 GU of the Russian Federation. Nearby cities: Cheremkhovo, Angarsk, Irkutsk. Coordinates: 53°27'23"N 102°35'51"E

It’s in the secret ?

The chef today gave the pearl, when he taught the wisdom of the flow and exhaust ventilation.
To suck is always harder than to put in.

xxx: Recently learned, it turns out that the copyright to the film expires 70 years after the author's death, and it goes into the public domain.
yyy: Not true) it becomes public much earlier, and it is now called DVDRip.