You are my schizophrenia, please don’t touch me.
My schizophrenia is paranoid.
I lulled her, I go my own way.
You go into your boundaries and defile your places.

You know that Matanists know how to divide by zero. :D
Yes, it is not possible to divide by zero.
zzz: The emergency news. Yesterday, a sect of Matanists burned a philologist in the name of Koshi.

Interestingly, the New Year began: I met the French Ruslan and Yaroslav and the Korean Evgeny.

XX: You are a smart man. I have a serious question for you. Why did the wolf blow and the roof fell to the pigs?
YYY: Probably because the pig is an illusion, or desire, invented by the wolf.So the brain and self-induction generated everything so that the wolf forgot that he dulled and translated it all into his illusion.)
YYY: or they were and the wolf's pearls caught through the pipe
XXX is mda. Now this has become a philosophical question – illusion or reality? and :)
YYYY: "Purse of grass in the oak. Illusion or reality?" title
yyy: in a glossy magazine for torches
Tagged: narcissist

The Lonely Programmer (11:12)

and r
I also want love, tenderness and hugs.
Otherwise it will be the blood of the cat rabbits split!!! to
^ ^ ^

Fuck how lucky the girls are. :c
Why is this lucky?
The socks are all colored, easier to look for. xd

In the army there was a combo. One Cabardine ate phenazepam, pumped it for a day, and then the combat forced him to ride a huge wheel from the ural with the inscription phenozepam on all buildings.

Natasha
Why are your breasts swollen? :) Don’t say you just need to wash ?

Alexey
to the money. to cuddle?

Natasha
Oh well)))

Natasha
Anyone for money?

Alexey
No is. Only yours.

In the pounds acquired during these hideous holidays, I am pleased only with those 250 grams that have been delayed on my chest.

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<Jon> I was awake!!!! to
<Jack> and Jack> You asked your girlfriend if she had a boyfriend.

Looking at the catalog in the furniture store:
Business class, premium class, and where is the poor class?! to

Sometimes my friends left me. Then I shot them in the knees.

I love when the word "eat" (in the sense of transportation) is mistaken and it comes to "edim" (in the sense of eating food). My colleague recently distinguished:
We eat with our baptismal with him from Novocherkassk to Rostov.
I have two questions: is the Baptist delicious? The crucifix is a man. O_O

Scene: A man and a woman after a long and violent sexual intercourse. The man releases a comment about the sounds with which everything happened, the woman is offended and begins to hysterize.
After half an hour of discussions, it turns out that the girl thought that all the other people were doing it silently.
M: "Forgive me, who did you take this from?"
J: "Well, you can’t hear it in movies..."

Why is the Nokia 3310 unmatched? I dropped her on my leg five years ago. Broke the screen.
Yes, the Russian women.

The Goat:
After I broke up with a girl, before going to bed, instead of "good night, dear," I hear "translated Jordan" again, the maxmaster said.

Commentary on the battle of Fyodor Emelianenko:
"Fedor goes out to battle as if he came for bread) There was no bread and it made him slightly upset..."

XXX is:
No, it's brilliant when my friend in the dungeon friends couldn't understand drunken how to close the crane and tied it with a knot so that the water didn't go...
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Chuck is you?

I read the demotivator:

Boys, bet your girlfriend that she won’t be able to touch her navel with two elbows at the same time. Watch, enjoy and thank me later.
Yyy: You are just God."

One of the comments:
I didn’t understand the joke because I got it right away.

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