XXX: Increment of the counter occurred. The event was generated. It all went without failures and falls. All the followers! #2016 by

YYY: It is known from unreliable sources that coordination failures and falls in the salad interface occurred across the country.

XXX: This is a problem introduced by the Champagne 2.016 patch, which was soaked over the Vodka 2.015 patch. Incompatibility of patches.

A potential customer wants a website in HTML 5. I sent him a letter asking him to indicate the timing and budget of the project. I get his answer:



Duration of work: 2 weeks. Your salary depends on your creative approach to work.



I thanked him and wished him good luck in finding the performer.

The case was somewhere in the 1st or 2nd grade, I don't remember exactly...what kind of guy from our class did something very tough and callous, and didn't want to confess. A teacher for 10 minutes tried to find the culprit, then handed out the leaflets and told everyone to write if he did it (I don’t remember what). She said it was anonymous, and that she would talk to this person alone after the lesson. It was necessary for her to collect the leaflets, as soon as she broke them, she began to report this boy in the whole class. I don't know what he felt at that moment, but in those 7 years I realized that all my life would be around here and fucking.

When I was four years old, there were a lot of guests coming to us for the New Year, and there was one such uncle — say, Uncle Cole, — who often went out to smoke on the venue. When Uncle Cole went to smoke again, Santa came to visit us suddenly. I told him a poem, and my mind called Uncle Cole, who will miss it all right away. But Santa gave me a beautiful toothbrush with a snowflake and left, and then Uncle Cole returned. I stumbled on him with desperate screams from the series: so long!!! And for many years she remembered and regretted that Uncle Cole’s smoker never found Santa Claus. I recently found out that something was wrong, shit.

The grandmother’s tube flowed.
xxx: my mom and I called the emergency, they put the temporary hood, they said they would come on the 4th

yyy: It sounds very cool)

XXX: Temporary

Yyy: And I thought the tube was hyperspace.

The surviving deceased was heated, questioned and released home. Not long thinking, he returned to his friends – there they worked on the deceased’ memorial, – notes "Primorye 24". A friend of the deceased, seeing the accomplice alive, lost consciousness. However, to continue the celebration it did not hinder anyone."

We will stand and stand!

The average salary in the Russian Federation for 2014 excluding Moscow and St. Petersburg is 18167.

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I’d better write Medium. One in 100,000 r., nine in 9.074 r. And we would write what percentage has a salary below the average. Will it be 70 to 80 percent?

Man must be strong! Must be able to make repairs. Well, or even just hole a hole in the wall, hang the painting.
YYY: Now I know where the neighbors with the drill come from.
ZZZ: It turns out that I live in the third gallery

With the coming year 2016! I wish you to preserve yourself and not forget about self-development. Don’t forget your dream, it can be achieved.

XXX: I thought about it.
XXX: Terrorists must stick the deadly bracelets. Well, who will see a man with a bracelet and think he is a suicide. After all, he makes teeth for the future and spends decent money on it.
I would be the perfect psychic criminal.

The New Year has arrived in all time zones. Happy holidays and a good year!! to

xxx: In general, a beautiful man - put a fifth before "what". The truth is "what"

The best New Year’s toast: So that the next New Year’s table is not scarce.

On the way to a women’s consultation, I accidentally met one ex-husband (which is not surprising, because of the fact that I am a woman). I am attached to his clinic. And then the second, which is surprising, where he came from there, especially in the wake. Unknown is.
Followed by both.
We are three, one with a jacket, the other with a bag.
I go to the registry, I go back - everyone looks at me.
It turns out, the doctor was looking for me, these fools could not come up with anything better than to say, "Woman is right now."
The chorus.
The curtain.

In fact, 2015 was not bad. You will soon see yourself.

Vladivostok disgusts: 2016 in Google has not yet rolled out. Who is to blame? and Moscow!
With New Year!

I’m a simple person, and I have a simple life dream – to congratulate people on the New Year, every New Year’s Eve, from TV screens, on all channels, all over the world, until the end of my days.

I decided to put the app under my smartphone. I found one course, like the language is pleasant, I act according to the instructions, I download packages for development, all things. I come to the following point:

Installation of cat

This item is not mandatory, but as practice shows, the presence of a cat allows you to quick results in learning Android. The cat can be picked up on the street, taken from the shelter, bought on the ad. There will be all kinds - red, striped, black. The cat should be washed, fed and planted next to it. Your karma is growing at this time and the process of mastering the material will go faster.

I understand that this is the right course. I would probably even get married to his author :)

Mariya A: Dobbi is free! The owner gave the job!

The man came back from the store, whispering:
I bought a box for you! The whole brain is removed!
Satisfied at least?
and no.
Why is?
You won’t believe that the counselors have been tortured.