I didn’t get to the internet.
xxx: I got in the bedroom (((

Call from Dad in the New Year:
Hi, how are you doing? And we have mandarines, salads, sandwiches... Well, my mom drank (pride) I don’t!

We are talking about Android 4.

xxx: But the app shutdown and notification gestures came down from webOS.
yyy: Mathias Duarte, the chief designer of WebOS, and now Android OS, so rough that it slips on its own :)

There was a case in the summer. The child of the acquaintance cries, takes the grass and pretends to smoke, says to his mother:
Look at me, I smoke!
You are, it is bad.
I am a grass.

What is the difference between oranges and mandarins?
The oranges are cleaned in the kitchen and the mandarines are cleaned where they are eaten.

Nothing, someday this black strip will end.
Loki: And the next...

How did the NHK meet you? :)
Oooo: Yes, the shake of the champagne luster was broken, the guillotine was accidentally set on fire and the telecome burned. Pizzac is simple.
Oh))) And I hid one mandarine to the NH, then the side started to hurt a little. And when I met NH and I decided to eat mandarines normally, I found a rash on the side... Well, caroche, I had an allergy to citrus (
You have won =(

Who is Barbara Streisand?
The singer was popular before.
– and! You say I’m similar to her ?
You are lying!
And why?!!>.<
You look like a leon!!! to

And why is the ordinary thief planted, and the mint thief is just fired?

Why haven’t you married yet?
He is: No
She: and all my friends are already giving birth in the second round, I am already losing hope probably
She: So let’s meet?

After 20 minutes –

She: Where are you missing? Why not answer?

I guess you ordered a dish for $100 and a cognac for $160, but you need to get a toothbrush, a toothbrush, a dog.

He was so rough that he kept the files transmitted from her via Skype right into the basket (c).

[xxx 05.01.2012 01:18]
What did I think?
[yyy 05.01.2012 01:19]
I want son.
[xxx 05.01.2012 01:19]
There is no wife

4 is 01. the At the shop "Five" a man of a grim sight whispers in the phone:
Don’t ask me how I spent the new year. When they tell me, I will tell you too!

Kineas: Again flowers in the tram gave %)
Kineas feels like a pirate who robbed a Spanish gallon
Glem: Galeon with little things?

A friend made me an excuse.
XHH: He says that I have an unwashed hat and thus does not excite men.
I bought a new hat. very good)

Has he never washed it?

Zzz: And what are these men’s clean hats exciting you didn’t ask her?and ;)
Zzzz: I think so:
Zzz: A man sees a clean hat.

In the modern world, dissatisfaction with power is generally caused not by what it steals, but by the fact that it does not allow the dissatisfied themselves to steal.

(From the asshole, the conversation lacks meaning and logic)
Girls, what are you wearing?
We bring light, joy and breasts to this world.

I go to the store and buy cigarettes. Suddenly a woman approaches me and asks, “Is your son okay?” You look somewhat tortured.

Zeka
or smash the finalgons back and forget and go to the bathroom
Vufir
Here are the pizzas.
Vufir
You won
..................

No such stuff. Pipet - it is before anal sex to confuse the gel lubricant in the dark with this same finalgone )))))))