WR: We found out the breed of our cat
WR: Scottish Strike
SaF: It sounds like :)
M: Scottish heterosexual is a good name for the breed

sm> remind, how it is called: a photo, around a black frame, and below - an inscription?
au> a necrologist
sm> no... (
au> the demotivator?))
sm> yeah! ?

At home from food remained oranges, caviar, chocolate and seafood. Now I have a vital need to understand WHAT is why I am allergic - or I want to eat, and the nasals are already over.

XXX: I work slowly
XX: very slow
xxx: I call for support
XXX: And you know what they advised me...
XX: Change of Service Provider

What will the cats be?
Cats are skeptical about the Gregorian calendar in general and its red dates in particular. They will eat ordinary livery.
Q: What is this dish?
WOW: Do you not know? This is a sausage of something. In my opinion, it is very fat and gray and stinking. Cats are eating!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Here I remembered a case from my late school life. I bought this livery. I only bought her one and in order not to move this stick on the street, I pushed her in the hands of a jacket - and it seems to be unseen, and does not interfere, and like a rookie with a hidden weapon.
WOW: And here too. Just just. There are two young citizens of Gopnik education. And I didn’t have the gift of persuasion then, and our discourse about money little things somehow quickly turned into a clash. I went to boxing for a week then, so I masterfully blocked the first blow with my hand. The hand in which the sausage was.
WOW: It was warm, and the sausage, which is never hard, then became liquid. From the blow, the lever left his shell first, and my sleeve then. I was not a spider but a spider man. Having sprinkled the sausage on the hostile faces, I was then able to bravely escape into my yard.
WOW: All of my heartlessness, I realized later, when I tried (Okay, my mom tried) to clear the sleeve of my jacket from that livery and its smell. The jacket became not suitable for use, as probably the faces of those guys who still cry and guess what it was...

The precious child for the holidays was instructed to prepare a report on the seals.
He sits behind the comp, rolls the word and rows in the search engine. Pulling yourself under the nose:
Respect the parents. They finished school without Google and Wikipedia!

She taught her husband to argue at home.
[ddd]: now instead of I joke he says I am called by the lower house of parliament
DDD: The bill must be approved urgently.
[ddd]: and sometimes comes out and claims the discussions were turbulent, but the outcome was predictable
LOL: Why is it?? to
[ddd]: says because the bill was lowered from above
by : rofl :

We dress with our daughter.
- See, the trousers have a wide side at the back, and the strip is slower at the front.
She, looking at my "strings":
Why are you wearing your back?! to

- And then probably on the avito will be an announcement of one phrase: "I will sell a good computer for 5000 rubles."

I remembered a similar announcement from 2005: "I will sell a Windows 95 computer." When examining it turned out that Windows 95 is both a limit and a complete list of capabilities. A fair sale. and :)

I recently gave birth. My son is 2 months. I recently caught myself holding the cat, supporting her head and slightly swinging. When she tried to escape, she calmly knocked on the side, pushed stronger and shrugged.
This is a cape, comrades.

xxx: Dear, stop hinting on anal sex, I will not agree with it anyway.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxx: I’ll explain it to you as a programmer. The ass is an output device, not an input-output device. If it is used as an input device, it will function poorly as an output device. clearly?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

A commentary on the bad movie on the torrent tracker:
Oh to! is cool. Definitely missed

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY : by myself?
ZZZ is GMO?

What about the Jewish names? Christmas is Jewish.
YYY: I don’t know exactly, but I think yes. In general, I learned that all kinds of Goldman and Rosenberg were ordered by the rich Jews themselves.
XXX: It turns out that the Tuporylovs and so on. The poor Jews?
YYYY: Yes
or greedy

The leader of the DPRK fed his uncle hungry dogs
XXX: Unbelievable... where do the dogs come from?
This is about stock, like canned food.

Nashville
The soul requires love and humour, the brain sends the soul to fuck, and the body wants to fuck, who should I listen to?
by Daniel
The Body and Me
:D
Nashville
What are you saying?) is
by Daniel
Fuck it
Nashville
Can I not shave my feet?

Comments on Skyrim Plugins:
In Skyrim and so enough light even in the darkest cave, which were sealed many centuries ago, but so still hundreds of years burning candles and burning candlesticks. Even in unknown caves, wild animals and monsters burn candles to give Dawakin a light.

In my childhood, when all girls painted hearts, I painted turtles.
I am drawing my hearts.
I can’t do that :(
Tag: take
Painting two half pockets.
Below the triangle.
Definitely rounded!

Record on the wall of a friend:

Meanwhile, New Year on Pluto happens once every 248 years! Glad we live on Earth! Happy New Year, friends!"

Commentary :
That’s why nobody lives there. Once every 248 years, there is a complete extinction of all species.

Recently, one person celebrated Russian classical literature and told me that Leo Tolstoy wrote the book "War of the Worlds" and that the Americans even made a film with Tom Cruise. I did not argue,
I told him about the second volume, which Leo Nikolaevich wrote and wanted to burn, but it did not burn, because the manuscripts do not burn, and now this volume is stored in the main library of the Vatican and no one knows what he is about, and Hollywood has repeatedly offered Pope huge money for it.