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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №122517
 01.01.2016
Tell me about 7 episodes, only without spoilers.

Well, the rebels are now headed by an elderly Leia like Hillary Clinton, the assailants, where they now take everyone without a distinction, have never learned to shoot, and the grandson of Vader is a loophole Jew who wears a helmet only to look like his grandfather.

Palpatine would turn in the grave.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №122516
 01.01.2016
Yes, because the dream of your whole life is to rob a male with a thick goat in the wardrobe and fight despite the screams and passing by the students of the police school. Three times a week. And you want to marry for a romance with flowers. Only the romantics with flowers and poems usually do not have a thick cock and in the courtyard it can not. Cognitive dissonance is the entire life of a woman.

You have a classic spermatozoa.
Such women exist only in your fantasy and the male with a thick cock in those fantasies are you.
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