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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58181
 05.01.2012
Everyone deserves hell.
Hooked tough!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58180
 05.01.2012
Maybe in poker?
What kind of poker? We are not shulers, we are not carcasses, today is New Year.
Let’s play the bottle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58179
 05.01.2012
Whatever the joke is...
Fuck, fuck, it’s the opposite.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58178
 05.01.2012
How ironic: Nod32 found a virus on contex.ua

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58177
 05.01.2012
She is beautiful in front of him, and so Edak, he sits thinking:
She: What do you think?
I want a cake... with a meal.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58176
 05.01.2012
>>> You can’t believe it. My Phillips thinks the computer is just a "charging device". 4-core dryer, 16 GB of memory, Quadro 2000 widget... a niche such charging for the phone for 1.5K rupees.<<<
1.5k rupees = 906 rubles Once, where did you buy it?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58175
 04.01.2012
X: Can you tell me who is working with negativity in our city?
YYY: It is all! Especially the second number.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58174
 04.01.2012
Information about the lock with object search function: "Fix the lock to frequently lost objects: keys, remote control, children... and they will respond"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58173
 04.01.2012
I eat pizza at dinner!
YYY: And we ate yesterday’s dinner.
XXX: What happened yesterday?
YYY: Yesterday’s dinner

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58172
 04.01.2012
I have dreamed for a few days that I am on a bus, trolley bus or tram.
WOW: for free though?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58171
 04.01.2012
and.:"SlaSh" :
Sawyer

and.:"SlaSh" :
I am unable to do

and.:"SlaSh" :
I sit down and think to whom the fuck is in the ass.

and.:"SlaSh" :
Here you are online.

and.:"SlaSh" :
This cannot be a coincidence.

Contact is out of the network.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58170
 04.01.2012
C Rambler news:
Americans began searching for minerals on the moon.

Who talked about democracy on the moon? All of it, kids.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58169
 04.01.2012
From Rambler: New Year holidays cause stress in labor alcoholics, doctors believe

The need to work drives lazy people into terrible depression!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58168
 04.01.2012
X: Can you write a movie? I watched live steel, a good movie is enough, there Hugh Jackman plays by the way.
YYY: Oh I understood it! That’s Lipton, right?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58167
 04.01.2012
Comments to the image of a broken sheet with a failed drawing.
I usually throw myself in the rubbish.
YYY: And I lay out the layer and tick DEL, wishing you death, you woods destroyers! and ARRR!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58166
 04.01.2012
Max: On Friday I will take the cat from the lombard
Venus: What does he do there?
Max: We were very drunk on the New Year's march... the cat was laid in a lombard... the animal is dear, raised. In general, I found today in my pocket a paper saying that it needs to be purchased before Friday ((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58165
 04.01.2012
xxx: When I started running, I trained several exercises in turn to break off the left and right legs from the ground, it took more than a month to put them right on the ground.
As a result, he was able to run a kilometer in three minutes and twenty seconds.
A deadly resultant of some...
ZZZ: On one leg

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №58164
 04.01.2012
I am a programmer. I go, therefore, in autumn and winter in a coat and, I have to say, I have long, strained hair in the tail. I didn't have time to buy the desired hat, and now it's too cold, so I walk in the usual black hat, so I looked like a daddy. So, I’m going home today from training on the bus, I don’t touch anyone, suddenly a man(s) sitting behind me looks closely at me and suddenly there’s a dialogue:
Are you not a priest?
I am : No :)
M: And not an obedient?
I am : No :)
and pause.
M: Do you not cheat?
I : No. I am a programmer ;)
M: Aaa...
No more question is raised. O_O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58163
 04.01.2012
HHHH: Hi...
In short, the joke is that I now have unusual dreams.
I dreamed I was lying down and something hurt me and I can’t understand what. And I check every organ or part of the body pingom, fucking

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58162
 04.01.2012
A post-year spontaneous party in my cousin’s apartment. He brought with him a friend (who lives in a private house) who had not known his sister before, but immediately put his eye on her. The sister, as usual, justifies her poor housing. A dialogue with my friend:
Sister: The little one, of course, is his own. Oh, and what would I give to live in a private house, without any neighbors, with flowers under the windows...
Boy: What is it, right? Are you serious? Give it all?
Sister, looking back at "Choroma": What, do I have something you need? (I think she is very naive.)
I will take everything up.
Who knows, maybe we’ll meet him soon ?

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