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Everyone deserves hell.
Hooked tough!! to
Maybe in poker?
What kind of poker? We are not shulers, we are not carcasses, today is New Year.
Let’s play the bottle.
Whatever the joke is...
Fuck, fuck, it’s the opposite.
How ironic: Nod32 found a virus on contex.ua
She is beautiful in front of him, and so Edak, he sits thinking:
She: What do you think?
I want a cake... with a meal.
>>> You can’t believe it. My Phillips thinks the computer is just a "charging device". 4-core dryer, 16 GB of memory, Quadro 2000 widget... a niche such charging for the phone for 1.5K rupees.<<<
1.5k rupees = 906 rubles Once, where did you buy it?
X: Can you tell me who is working with negativity in our city?
YYY: It is all! Especially the second number.
Information about the lock with object search function: "Fix the lock to frequently lost objects: keys, remote control, children... and they will respond"
I eat pizza at dinner!
YYY: And we ate yesterday’s dinner.
XXX: What happened yesterday?
YYY: Yesterday’s dinner
I have dreamed for a few days that I am on a bus, trolley bus or tram.
WOW: for free though?
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and.:"SlaSh" :
Sawyer
and.:"SlaSh" :
I am unable to do
and.:"SlaSh" :
I sit down and think to whom the fuck is in the ass.
and.:"SlaSh" :
Here you are online.
and.:"SlaSh" :
This cannot be a coincidence.
Contact is out of the network.
C Rambler news:
Americans began searching for minerals on the moon.
Who talked about democracy on the moon? All of it, kids.
From Rambler: New Year holidays cause stress in labor alcoholics, doctors believe
The need to work drives lazy people into terrible depression!
X: Can you write a movie? I watched live steel, a good movie is enough, there Hugh Jackman plays by the way.
YYY: Oh I understood it! That’s Lipton, right?
Comments to the image of a broken sheet with a failed drawing.
I usually throw myself in the rubbish.
YYY: And I lay out the layer and tick DEL, wishing you death, you woods destroyers! and ARRR!! to
Max: On Friday I will take the cat from the lombard
Venus: What does he do there?
Max: We were very drunk on the New Year's march... the cat was laid in a lombard... the animal is dear, raised. In general, I found today in my pocket a paper saying that it needs to be purchased before Friday ((
xxx: When I started running, I trained several exercises in turn to break off the left and right legs from the ground, it took more than a month to put them right on the ground.
As a result, he was able to run a kilometer in three minutes and twenty seconds.
A deadly resultant of some...
ZZZ: On one leg
I am a programmer. I go, therefore, in autumn and winter in a coat and, I have to say, I have long, strained hair in the tail. I didn't have time to buy the desired hat, and now it's too cold, so I walk in the usual black hat, so I looked like a daddy. So, I’m going home today from training on the bus, I don’t touch anyone, suddenly a man(s) sitting behind me looks closely at me and suddenly there’s a dialogue:
Are you not a priest?
I am : No :)
M: And not an obedient?
I am : No :)
and pause.
M: Do you not cheat?
I : No. I am a programmer ;)
M: Aaa...
No more question is raised. O_O
HHHH: Hi...
In short, the joke is that I now have unusual dreams.
I dreamed I was lying down and something hurt me and I can’t understand what. And I check every organ or part of the body pingom, fucking
A post-year spontaneous party in my cousin’s apartment. He brought with him a friend (who lives in a private house) who had not known his sister before, but immediately put his eye on her. The sister, as usual, justifies her poor housing. A dialogue with my friend:
Sister: The little one, of course, is his own. Oh, and what would I give to live in a private house, without any neighbors, with flowers under the windows...
Boy: What is it, right? Are you serious? Give it all?
Sister, looking back at "Choroma": What, do I have something you need? (I think she is very naive.)
I will take everything up.
Who knows, maybe we’ll meet him soon ?