WOW: A friend of my owner’s grandmother asked my owner to give me, on the pretext that she was allergic to cats. And this despite the fact that I am with the owner 10 years, and she is only 1.5 months. Is it normal, even though I am not a cat, but an enema?

...I understood how important it was to keep the toilet clean when my hand plunged into it following the phone.

The traitor was not in the usual place when I tried to lie on it.

I have a stupid question to you... how to shave eggs?
WOW: You warm up the wax in the table, you sit there, naked. And waiting in front of the entrance door, as soon as someone starts entering suddenly break into the room, only make sure that the wax has frozen.

xxx: Good horror punk with female vocal, please
YYY: "Square" :)
XXX is fucking =)

"Shalim" with a girlfriend in bed. I want to give her something pleasant, but somewhere in my brain...
I am: "Mihahaha!"
She: "How do you know my fatherhood?and "

and self-criticism
What have you achieved? The world is still not captured, and 2012 is not behind the mountains :(

Zhenya Alexandrov (14:45:55 4/01/2011)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yi yippity yi!!! What do you do
and??? to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:46:05 4/01/2011)
I am

Zhenya Alexandrov (14:50:21 4/01/2011)
You have been doing this all your life!!! to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:51:40 4/01/2011)
I tried to give up... it doesn’t work.

XXX: Finally, she was able to drive out her husband to throw out the garbage.
XXX: Truth for this had to arrange a solar eclipse.

All bad things will not go away, all good things will not come suddenly.
Expectation only steals time, and hope for a miracle fails us.

The real situation. In Moldova, in the parliamentary elections of November 28, 2010 for one of the independent candidates voted exactly 3 (three) voters. The result: the "independent candidate" was beaten by his wife, who suspected that he had a mistress.

If you do not go out and watch the news on the first channel every day, you can accidentally think that everything is just gone.

The status of the girl after ng:
I am very bad...
In half an hour.
Who called the ambulance?? to

I go into the auditorium for the exam, and behind me the door closes and begins to sing: "How wonderful that we are all gathered today."

How did you break your leg?
I walked on my hands!! to

Commentary on the photo where a guy kisses a girl in the ear:
xxx is sweet)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
......
zzz:Ktuhlhu is sucking mozzle oO

xxx: this morning watched the battle of the Titans... the struggle of the symbols of the new year: my cat ate the whiskey "ragu from the rabbit"

Description of the movie on bit2bit:
Title: The Vaginal Killer
Title: Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy
Genre: The Horror
Year of issue: 2004
Directed by: Takao Nakano
Starring: Sakurako Kaoru, Masanori Miamoto, Tomohiro Okada, Kangji Tsuchiya, Yumi Yoshiyuki
A group of teenagers come to an abandoned house to arrange a party - drink and make love. One of the girls is instilled in a kind of parasite, after which her vagina grows out of her and she begins to kill them all.

XXX: And I think that the image of Santa still corresponds more to the New Year. This is not patriotic, but I think so.
You are a sanctuary, you are out.

Where does childhood go?
In the ass. It is said that the childhood in the