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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75437
 07.01.2013
Yes, I ate glycine. No need to whisper!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75436
 07.01.2013
Cat, what is happening to us?
Our relationship was built by the Tajiks.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75435
 07.01.2013
<Nerey> The cat hunted for snowflakes in the yard. In the flight she sees the village - it disappeared! He is buried and must be excavated. I didn’t find it, but I saw it – it’s still flying, and again.
<Nerey> Heh. is tired. He dug the last deeper, put it there, buried it carefully and gave a hole.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75434
 07.01.2013
kami: clash, let me ask you modestly, and how many year rings on your partner in bed have you counted?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №75433
 07.01.2013
Now we are sitting in the cinema, not the premiere so only 20 people are quietly waiting for the start of the film.
A driver enters the hall. Quietly and calmly he goes to his home.
Suddenly, this fox stumbles on a ladder and falls to the floor with all its powerful amorphous body.
I don't know what happened to him there when he fell inside, but the silence is torn into pieces by a hellish penetrating veil. A man appears on the screen and says:
“Hmmmm, I can smell the bacon!”
Then he runs into the camera.

All 25 people sucked the boiling water :)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75432
 07.01.2013
<xxx> Interestingly, it is only in Russian the word "work" formed from the word "slave", and "dismissal" from the word "will"?
<yyy> No
<yyy> in English for example
<yyy> word "dismissal" corresponds to word "burn"
<yyy> so be happy
<yyy> that you are not in England

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75431
 07.01.2013
XXX is BLUE! She jumped me up to the limit and then sat down and said, “You can get the full-fledged version of the program by signing up and wearing the ring.
zzz: I told you not to contact licenses.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75430
 07.01.2013
She said, “I’d go crazy today!
He said, “Okay, I understood the point!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75429
 07.01.2013
British scientists have created a robot named Larry, who can stumble. The mechanism has an accurate copy of the human digestive system.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75428
 07.01.2013
Oh yeah And remember, there were times when wealthy people fled from us to France.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75427
 07.01.2013
There is no difference between natural and silicone breasts :) There is a difference between girls choosing natural breasts :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75426
 07.01.2013
What do you know about Chinese tourists?
and what?
When traveling around the world, they buy souvenirs made in their own country.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №75425
 07.01.2013
I exchange one Russian passport for four French.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75424
 06.01.2013
<xxx> Today has the online store computer plus. I offered to take a microphone for 50 rubles in a loan from 5 rubles / month. Careful comrades.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75423
 06.01.2013
RT @nett00n We have been taught since childhood that there are distributed calculations: “If one egg is cooked for five minutes, how many will be cooked five eggs?”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75422
 06.01.2013
@AleksDamon I remember you every Saturday when your shirt lays my floor.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75421
 06.01.2013
@unfearit: What happened in Vegas remains in Vegas. What is placed on the network remains on the network.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75420
 06.01.2013
Russia has long hosted Europeans and many of them have become true patriots and the pride of Russia. In this case, Depardieu is a lump. Our thick, rough, drinking French laurel. and"

by Zhao Lukyanenko

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75419
 06.01.2013
Classmates are burning.
Q: Was there a meeting?
X : Aha Sonka killed everyone: all regretted that Vetkina did not come, said probably the same fat, in glasses, and dumb, as in school...And all are silent..Aha, because Sonka-sam Glamour, destroying in half-face, new, breasts so new from the decolt to the beard plus the car shaft. And plus right in front of her Vetkin, a beautiful woman, sitting and courageously not rushing...mmla, 35 years of us, change!

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75418
 06.01.2013
Anastasia: waking up early and gathering in time for me is a mission almost as impossible as managing an evil plane in the GTA

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