XXX is HAHAHA! I burned my house yesterday, that she is home 2 watched-I call her on Skype and I hear music at home on TV 2.I say to her: AAAA!!!FU!!!! What are you looking at!!! to
She says to me, I don’t smell. I clicked on the TV and there was a advertisement, I thought at midnight the comedy buit.
But I know that there is no advertising at midnight in the 2nd house!! to
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
He: If you remove one person from your friends, you’ll get 555, right? and :)
She is: exactly!
The user restricted access to his page to view it, add to friends.
The year of the big striped cat was replaced by the year of the cat.
Nicalette M (16:09) :
Walking along the road, Snow White, a thumb and a shrek Snow White says:
Here I am the most beautiful, the most witty.
The inch says:
I am the smallest and funniest.
Shrek says:
I am the worst and the worst.
They go further and look at the house, and there is a mirror of truth written on the house.
Snow White comes in. Going out - crying
I'm not really the most beautiful - it turns out there is still a Sleeping Beauty!
The inch comes. He also cries.
I'm not really the smallest - it turns out there's a little boy sleeping!
Shrek comes in and comes out, evil as a bull and a bull:
BL is D! Who is this man?!!! <SMILE>id=314 alt=':Let me laugh:'</SMILE>
Nathanael Kasilova (16:11) :
Is it true? O_O
Nikalette M (16:11) :...mm))))))))))
Jill... →
WOW : What?
Q: Can I ask for something?
I will not be photographed naked!! to
Oh yeah, July...
Now I saw on TV "Only at home".I looked at all these intricate designs-traps. The most talented child. I was illuminated, I know who I was when I was a child.
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I watched the telecast "Mission Impossible" (first), and there in one scene they say..... "We have a man in Moscow... and the letters slowly appear on the screen... Dmitriy Medvedev" :)))))))))))) they suspected something back in 1996.
Buying gifts for March 8 and the New Year, a man understands how great it is when you have a single woman.
This is Pepe. The computer is called Vasya. Password of Petya. We need to go in 1C like Alena. His name is Sergey.
I was lucky to see this on January 1st!! to
My nephew went to the toilet for a pot, but there was no news from him for a long time and I forgot about him. I hear the cat crawling his foot on the floor, so he did his work. I get up and go to the sound and see:
A cat buries a baby who lies face down and next to the heel of blood! When I was in shock, I jumped at the cat – he is beating, I raised my nephew – he... wakes up and doesn’t understand what it’s about))) Uncle with such a face – O_O, then begins to hysterically rust. Then I learned that he took something with sauce from the table and so sat on his pot, looked asleep in the process and fell forward with his face on the sauce))))
I almost sat. Imagine a cat’s year begins with a cat killing a child.
There are a lot of boots here! Honey, you’ve gotten the bullshit here, and I’m going to check you now! Valy nah and Moscow do not endure me, I am tired today... - thought of myself Word, carefully emphasizing the "War and the World" with the green colour :D
YYY(00:37:55 4/01/2011)
I just have no one to talk to.
YYY(00:38:13 4/01/2011)
I contacted the bot.
XXX(00:39:21 4/01/2011)
When I have no one to talk to, I watch porn.
YYY(00:39:54 4/01/2011)
Is this often happening to you?
XXX(00:40:49 4/01/2011)
Section of Table...
Coventry (00:27:42 4/01/2011)
22 to you?
johny1989 (00:28:03 4/01/2011)
Will it be 22 in a month?
johny1989 (00:28:19 4/01/2011)
I am not sure?
johny1989 (00:28:33 4/01/2011)
Just by accident? Setting
johny1989 (00:29:08 4/01/2011)
Yes, you, Olga, I don’t need it, I can rewrite myself)))
Q: Do you give me pictures?
YYYY: Yes, there are more than three hundred! I need to fill it all, edit it, then scrap the archives, and then send it to you! I have nothing more to do?
Oh, please take me a chocolate!
What to do with you...I’ll give you pictures.
Do you give me soap?
Oh, and the rope.
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Another advertisement on the Internet : "Test for virginity"
Killed...
bewreks: Here is an interesting algorithm for limiting the length of a laser beam in a light sword from Star Wars))
You need to buy a fire.
What kind of yeast?
The fluid is like that.
and Korzyk?
Forget the fire, fucking!
The rocks?
Go to Fuck!
The phrase from the new advertisement Actimele: "Light is the star of immunity!". I wonder, did they even think when they created it?
yyy: it was necessary as an opposition to add "Rita - the star of gastritis!"
"Polish kingdoms and the horse in addition" is the same control package!
Reply to mail.
Why is urine green after taking vitamins? Should it be?
My grandfather had this before he died.
O_O