Write me nice words.
I noticed that you have beautiful, curly hair! They shine so brightly in the sun that I want to touch them.
You are like the sun’s ray, which breaks out in a frozen morning and illuminates the whole earth, giving it warmth, life, love and hope that tomorrow will come.
Yyy: Leave the internet alone, I think you probably have your words.
xxx is my word.
I want you to tell me something about yourself.
You have a snowy smile.

This is a short case, he offers me to live together. What to do???? to
E... all seriously.
What is easier to do???? to
You better know.
What do you do???? to
Are you asking for advice or is it just a shock?

Dmitry
A year ago, during the visit of my brother with his family, which suddenly lasted for almost two months, I developed the Law of the Big Apartment, which is confirmed today:
1) If more than one person gathers in one room (of five possible) within 4-6 minutes the rest of the population of the cave is drawn there.
2) If one of the people in the mentioned room speaks on Skype or works on some kind of stuff (a type of article, a book, a guide or a research project), the speed of filling the room with the population of the cave is reduced to 2-3 minutes.
The power of the law of a large apartment, surprisingly, is directly proportional to the number of free rooms.

(Conversation with the Botanic Brother)
How was the new year?
I read the book.
All the night?
-Aga
Do you think this is normal?
Well yes, a good book.

I drive and take my family. Everywhere I go, a cloud cuts me down. Of course, I did not stop and briefly commented on the situation. And here is the little girl from the back seat:
– Father, we must not speak, but my God!

News on the forum: "Since January 1, 2013 the sale of beer in the bars is prohibited, and in the shops it can be bought only at certain hours"

Popular comment: "Fuck, a big problem has been found. But if chocolate chips stopped selling after six, it would be great!"

Last year, I asked Santa to become a compatriot of Gerard Depardieu. Who would have thought the old man would get so upset?

Announcement at Entrance
"I’m buying a new home. Availability of furniture and euro repair is welcome. I will consider all options. by Andrew"

Probably no more strength.

Arnold: I miss you!
A: We’ve seen you today.
I have a young body. I miss it a few times a day. ;)

Mihey32: Ubuntu is out for phones. Now, after unsuccessful manipulations with the firmware, the phone will not turn into a brick, but a spear!

What shampoo can I use in the bathroom?
My dear, he’s alone there.

What’s the best, but Microsoft only gets to do advertising...

My son is 6 years old. We went with him to the clinic to take tests for Eggglist. Go out of the office and say to me, "Dad, how can such a big rod, such a small worm, be pulled out for eggs. I thought I was raising my child wrongly.

I am sitting in the bathroom. I just jumped the piano, I can’t wait to sweat. I’m sitting playing the zenit of the mess, and here, suddenly, from the neighboring cabin: “Yes, and before in the bathroom I did other things... what else can you do?”and "

We work in the technical support of a well-known provider, the appeal came.
After 5 minutes of explaining to the aunt about the influence of viruses on the stability of the work of the comp and inite in particular, the phrase of the subscriber killed:
- I am the prosecutor, the iron can not have viruses!! to

You and I have drank too often lately.
I did not drink yesterday.
Oh yes, the argument. Eight days in a row, that’s fake, right?

Genius: Working day is the time you work. And if the working day begins at 9:00, then you should come a little earlier: while you scratch your ass, pour tea, turn on the computer, etc.

You are no less brilliant: read the TC of the Russian Federation and try to find an indication there that the performance of preparatory operations for work, for example, the running of a computer and programs necessary to perform their duties is not included in working hours. I doubt what you will find. However, this approach is typical for companies where wages are issued in envelopes... But this is another story...

The real news:

In the territory of a prison in the city of Arapiraka in the Brazilian state of Alagoas on the eve of the New Year was detained a cat, in which were found things intended for prisoners. According to the BBC, guards noticed a suspicious pet as it passed through the main prison gate. The perpetrator attempted to bring drilling drills, drillers, a cell phone with a charger and headphones to prison. The cargo was attached to the cat with the help of a scotch.

As the spokesman of the prison, where more than 250 prisoners are held, the culprits will be difficult to find, because the cat will not be able to say anything. The offender was taken to a local animal shelter.

=) is

For boys with low height and girls with high height:
Mimocrocodile: One of my tall friend with a fourth size, it’s important, got married to a guy who was up to her shoulder somewhere. Many were angry, laughing at them, which she always replied:
"But you can imagine, we complain, we scream, we can't stop, and then I pressed it to myself once, a mouth in my breasts, and happiness immediately came.

by Vasily:
Today the plan was burned.
I’m not going to put alpha firmware anymore.