In the kitchen, a cockroach ran away. I printed it, aiming for advance.
Yyy: tie up your fucking artists tankists fucking!

For the first time in eight years, I met with my family. I understand why I have lived apart since I was 15 years old.

On the second floor of one of the buildings of our universe is undergoing repair. I go down the stairs from the third floor and see on the doors leading to the second, standard ad: "There is no passage".
And underneath it is written with a pen: "You will not pass!".
There are magic at the university :)

It seems that this winter, the guy with dollars bought himself skies.

She made cake and salad.
She and her hair
I feel like a girl.
She was drunk.
In me is half a bottle of amaryllis.
Is the bottle narrow?

The duet of Baskov and Serdyukki on New Year’s TV is, of course, direct propaganda of heterosexuality.

The simplest explanation was long ago:

Excuse me is when they’re about to do shit.
I am sorry, I have already done.

Killing power
(Episode on a plane when horns and fears fly to America)

The New Year was completely without snow.
SMS of congratulations:
May the Horse bring much happiness this year. How much snow outside the window, so much heat in your home..."

Congratulations on freezing!

If the government makes December 31 a working day again, we will go to work on June 12 in protest. Repair brigade with perforators.

From the Pornhub:
Does anyone know what music is playing at the end of the video? =) is
You seem to be a router with a pornographic lab. Here you will be told the name of the actress from the photo of the nipple in the resolution of 20X20, rather than the name of the song at the end of the film)

The secret agent leads a double life. Even his beloved boss and five remarkable subordinates do not realize that he is an exemplary family man.

On the way to the bathroom, my husband said, “Don’t postpone for tomorrow what you can postpone today.” and locked there. Delayed...

New Year’s dreams come true. Decorated the tree on December 31. I think where to take colored glasses or bushes (the tree is small, on the table stands) to pour on the table - in 10 minutes the ceiling from the luster broke - dust wiped out. The yellow.

@di_halt: When launching a Chinese light bulb, it is supposed to guess a wish. Everyone usually has only one desire. Go up, fuck up!

New Year’s TV Producers.
I’ve been searching for a long time, but I only found it at you. Thanks for a year. Until the next GN.

Discussion of "Adult" pictures.

DrGluck: Bailey is just a soul and an angel when compared to the dwarfs-amputants who carry each other with their bowls.

Rara_avis: Have you also watched the New Year’s Lightning on the First?

5 minutes before the NH, on the screen appears you know who.
When will you get your socks?

Fuck, this is where my cat has such a foolish habit – I go to the sorting room to sit down, joke, think about the fate of mankind. And he fucking followed in and cried. solidarity of the proletariat. He puts a bunch and proudly goes away. I sit down smell. Give up. Maybe these jokes are so ridiculous from a human point of view, only understandable by cats? :D

In the questionnaires on dating sites you need to introduce a new gradation
Between, "there is experience, lived together" and "there are children".
Graduation "we had a common cat/dog"

Are you talking about New Year’s Miracle? The horse-shaped magnetic was passed n a number of times and returned to the first donor for the New Year! How do you think of this miracle?