On the television now a Moscow bomb in the chamber: I found two cockroaches with ivory, red and black. The police are right and are upset that you, the bombers, are already very upset...

Wife: New Year is here, where is my new gadget?
I: What do you want? and :)
Wife: Pulled, in the floor

In the afternoon, before going out to the city for shopping, the wife applied makeup. Time evening, a new exit is scheduled, this time for a New Year party with friends. I see, again sat down with all the battery of cosmetics, bringing beauty.
I wonder if you’ve already painted it?
This is how I wear evening makeup.
To be seen in the dark? and :)

He turned away from the tap.

31 December. The longest queues in bread stores.

Why are women’s toilets 10 times longer than women’s toilets? This mystery doesn’t give me peace...you eat less like that
WOW: It’s all simple: you have 3 cabins and 5 pissuars. We only have 3 cabins. You have 8 people at the same time, of whom 5 do not need to take off the pants, and we have 3.
Fuck, do you know the meaning of life?

I go out on the balcony and my faithful cat. The wind swings, the ice cold around and not the soul. This is the end of humanity. I am the only survivor, I am a legend. At 10.00 on 01.01.2014...

My daughter is a year old with a tail. One day the second was born. VKontakte status: "Between the first and second interval is small"...

Qwerty123 is the most durable password. He has been trying to drink for a long time - and he is alive for all of them.

Astronauts will be able to celebrate the New Year on the ISS 15 times
At the thirteenth toast, the liver is panicked and thrown out into the open space.

From the comments to the render (3d max) Priora:
Where does this love for VAZA come from?
yyy: this is the only way to make a Prior with flat body gaps

All with the new year, and therefore with the future three-day salad olive, crushed potatoes, dried bread and shrimp:) good luck to you friends and your loved ones. It was a normal Russian New Year. The Republic of Komi, the city of Usinsk for the whole country!!!!!!!! to

"Happiness is not a destination, but a way to travel"

Commentary under the photo with flying Mi-24s: -Flying two "crocodiles"...)))

Health to your friend, man! Health to all our friends and loved ones! Let us believe in miracles, let us do good deeds! Any miracle we are able to do with our own hands, we need to make every effort and believe in ourselves!

The more carefully a plan is worked out, the dumber the reason it will collapse.

Favorite Customer
Today I sent a package to the Russian Post Office. While filling out the notification, I saw an announcement: “Private customer card holders are served out of line.” I asked what was needed to get it.
I just completed the questionnaire. Filled and got a map.
I ask the operator:
- And what, I, like, come to the mail to any office throughout Russia, show this card of a beloved client, and I am served outside the line?
The girl with a smile answers:
Well, if you don’t break it in pieces...

The long-lasting black strip in my life tells me only one thing - I probably won't experience such a amount of future happiness!

[21:19] <oyeah> what to do if the beard does not grow?
[21:19] <wheet> Do not shave your beard
[21:19] <boess_Utc4> Adhesive
[21:19] <levsha128> put the gentu

From Mail-ru news about archaeological finds in Siberia:
In the second millennium BC, the modern family model began to develop. After the man’s death, his wife could have been killed and buried nearby.

Everyone with the attacker. Compilation coders and bug tests. To the simple peaceful people all the best.