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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58101
 03.01.2012
What could be more stupid than when another attack of insomnia to eat a new powerful sleeping pill, and then try not to fall asleep all night to check who is stronger?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58100
 03.01.2012
Better: here’s 2012, three more years and we’ll have flying cars and Nike shoes =)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58099
 03.01.2012
You won’t see the electricity here.
1: Behind the neighboring comp is a girl with a Muslim araphate on her neck, in army shoes, and searches in Google for images of bin Laden.
1: at the same time, he smiles badly and shakes
2nd LOL
2nd AO
2: Where are you?
Friend, don’t be silent.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58098
 03.01.2012
Television: What a song without a bassist, what a concert without Petrosyan?
At first I thought it was a thin stem, but Drobotenko was serious.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58097
 03.01.2012
Comments on the trailer for the movie "Zombie Apocalypse"
kuzmin_mine: Funny ending: a man and 4 girls left
Mrwind: so that children don't give you a glass of water in old age for such posts!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58096
 03.01.2012
Komsomolskaya Pravda in Yekaterinburg

In the Sverdlovsk region there was an accident... collided foreign brand Lada Priora and the domestic car VAZ-2109.

Why not two outsiders?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58095
 03.01.2012
Requirements for IT applicant:
Lack of religious commitments in technical solutions.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58094
 02.01.2012
You love to ride a car and love to drive relatives.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58093
 02.01.2012
I woke up today, looked out the window... The sun was rising... I thought I was still up. Then I looked at the clock and realized it was sitting.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58092
 02.01.2012
I am not cold, I am in my hat.
2: I can’t see anything.
1: It is in your pocket

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №58091
 02.01.2012
Do not put your finger in your mouth.
Would it go away?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58090
 02.01.2012
We have one at work with the name Black.
That’s how the employees offer him to call his son a coat =))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58089
 02.01.2012
Depends on 6 heroes. Mother comes
Do you need to wash something dark?
I: (artistically, loudly and pathetically) if only my dark merciless soul!
Mom: (with the same indiscriminate tone) Oh, and I still wash my shirt...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58088
 02.01.2012
In the discussion of the boy star "big difference":
A very interesting boy.
Grow up and get married to Pugacheva.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58087
 02.01.2012
A big greeting to the people who call on January 1 at 17 am :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58086
 02.01.2012
XXX: He introduced me to the course of affairs.
XX: That means he introduced me to the course of affairs...
YYY: Oh yes, introduce me to your course of affairs!

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58085
 02.01.2012
Employees are allowed to work on public holidays only with the permission of the Director-General or his Deputy on the basis of previously submitted lists.

Harsh New Year holidays.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58084
 01.01.2012
Here in Central America, behind parking spaces for disabled people, there are often signs: “Do you want a chair like mine?” So don’t take my parking lot". In my opinion, inventive.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58083
 01.01.2012
with u: Mother attacks subtle hints: she left a calendar on the table, and on it the inscription "Do you want to make a million? Go to work!"

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58082
 01.01.2012
I went to the store on New Year’s Eve. People are purchasing products with such persons as if they had declared war on the United States, and it is urgent to remove all goods from the shelves.

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