xxx:"to have sex = to comfort"
XXX: I will comfort you.
XXX is
Yyy: the comforts of the bars ;)

We have a door on the ground floor, behind it something like a warehouse, and here on the door appeared the inscription "who will enter that IBAN except Vova", and Vova, this is our seven-year-old neighbor, here the niqab does not burn.

Sweepstorm (18:55:39 )
Fuck the military, they can’t do without me there.
optimistic) (18:55:49 )
And the universe?? to
Sophia (18:56:15 )
And I can’t do without the universe, here’s the love triangle.

xxx: and even more funny becomes when I communicate with an 8-year-old child and understand that I am much more interesting to talk to him than to his 22-year-old sister))
It's an epic file
Here is where the fuck is buried.

As a child, when my parents picked up a large amount of cabbage in a vegetable store in the autumn, I thought, "Well, now they will find a sister!"

xxx> In which country the minimum concentration of idiots, let’s share, or we’re already across the edge.
yyy> in Israel We have already shared with them.

According to Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, the force of gravitation is the stronger the bodies are closer to each other. Similarly, according to Einstein's equation, the stronger the force of gravity affects the body, the slower the time for the body flows. Do not stand, lie on the floor - extend your life :)

A friend plays one of the fresh strategies. Trying different races. After another defeat, he starts playing again. To the question "For whom now?" he answered with unfailing sadness in his voice:
for reduced complexity.

XX: All you wrote to me is a hentai hentai?
yy:It’s hyvä huomenta, good, fucking, morning in Finnish!

If there is no water in the tree, the cats have drunk.
If there is water in the tree, it means the cat has sucked there.! to

The main thing is that your cat does not suck mercury into its uranium pot.

Which girls’ names do you like the most?
Wow, I can’t answer that way. Will you send me your name and give it back, yes or no?
Oh yeah okay. and Lena?
WOW: No
Olya Luda, Tanya, Katya, Nasya, Valya, Olya, Masha?
TypeError: function takes exactly 1 arguments (8 given)
Yyy: Write one by one
XXX is OK
xxx: s = (Ola Luda, Tanya, Katya, Nastya, Valya, Olesya, masha)
xxx: for i in s:
xxx: function(s)
YYYYYYYYYYY...

It was a mistake to ask a guy-admin, finding out the reason for the lack of sound in the player, and whether he turned on the columns.

I am 33 years old, there are no grandparents or parents alive, and I want to meet with them.
MakS_S"

Listen to the young man, Max. Give birth to children. Give birth while you are young. Live as long as possible, until your grandchildren and grandchildren, and please them with this. Let them have what you have not received.
I would very much like to live to my youngest daughter’s 33th birthday if I could.

Conversations during the holidays:
Let’s make an allergy patch!
This is what?
-Well, everyone brings with them what they are allergic to, and we eat sausages!
Okay I will come.
What do you have?
For the idiots.

xxx: when at night on the street someone stranger asks me what time, I climb for the phone not because the clock without the backlight, but because my phone costs 800 rubles, and the clock - 6500 ;)

Registration on Instagram (Instagram) c mobile device:

" Step 1

First, determine which phone you have in your hand. Turn the phone. If a bitten fruit is drawn on the back cover, most likely you have an iPhone (well or someone has drawn a bitten pear on your Android phone)..."

And here, a new comment from the road police - all the fault is not the weather, but a problematic section of the route "Russia".

You will not argue.

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Better not to go on...

Stupid people quickly find a common language, smart people find common interests.