We sat down with our programmer today, discussed a task and suddenly he happened...
Suddenly
Uncontrolled
Preliminary
Codification

Discussion of the fire at a Brazilian nightclub:

In libraries there are windows and doors wider.
There are only blades on the pages of writers of the golden age.

...
Remember that cars sometimes have glues and brakes, resulting in a complete collapse of your system, without the possibility of restoration.

I remind all riders: when entering the pedestrian crossing, you have to press your foot on the brake, not your hand on the signal. Do not work the brakes or the brain - walk. Find a suitable wall.

Oh, how many wonderful moments we miss forever.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

My mother-in-law’s sister became ill, and I sought to relieve her of her painful back pain by bringing her to a familiar healer 60 km from the city. Aunt Anya was released after the session, it was relieved and all the way back she calmly stumbled on the front seat of the car. Aunt woke up before entering the city and the herd insisted that she must give me money for gasoline. My complaints that I do not take money from retirees and people close to me have not been heard. Aunt Anya put 500 rubles in her pocket and, waving five hundred rubles, tried to push me into a glass on a parprise with a dirty note. I pushed her hand with the bill back into her own bag, and she tried again and again to get to the glass. Meanwhile, our car was approaching the entrance to the city, and there was a GAI post at the entrance and a brave haishnik mocked us with his "magic rod", showing the place where I should park. Here I was visited by the thought of how to get rid of the haishnik and how to calm my aunt with her gratitude. I stopped right next to the haishnik, and not where he pointed with a rod, dropped the side glass, the aunt while holding the fifty in her hand, and I removed myself from the hand with the bill as from a contagious disease said the phrase: - Commander, well, even if you explain to your grandmother that the police do not take money! Haishnik, looking at the note, then on me, then on my grandmother, then again on the note, turned on the analysis and with a mixed voice with a smile said: - No, no, we do not take! Well, I said to aunt Anna, I tell you that the hoisters do not take money, I closed the window and went, and aunt Anya was driving to the very house and was tearing her laughing to cough.

A wise woman will always let her husband walk, and a wise woman will also let her husband walk with her dog.

Kaspersky blackmailed me yesterday. Because of the slow internet, I decided to shut down the antivirus. He told me that he would break off all network connections. I had to leave him alone.

Birthday is a great way to discover all the idiotic newsletters you’re signed to for some reason and opt out of them =)

The kids are crazy :) VKontakte. Girl (D) actively engages in sex, claiming that she is 19.

D is :
Do you have a big member? Can you shave it...which would be smooth...and get into me entirely????? to

I am :
Are you a virgin?and :)

D is :
not yet

The Day of Tatiana. The evening. The office. spouses at the table.

Q: Did you drink from my cup?
I ate from your plate and slept in your bed.

XXX: Davecha in Random Ride taken
xxx: subsequently expelled for bad dps
X: He hurt me, do you know what?
xxx: we told him that he was a dpsnik gamno
XXX: and he turns out to be ment, dpsnik
XXX: It was not good.

Comment on the trailer to the film "30 Nights of paranormal phenomenon with an obsessive girl with a dragon tattoo":
- I can hardly withstand the film, but with this name I just have to download and remove it at least

Dialogue at 5 a.m.

HHH
Good morning to you!

WOWU
and good morning)

HHH
I have insomnia, do you have it too?

WOWU
Almost almost. I had a great dinner, a good movie, and a promising sequel before which the sweet man said, “Let’s play a little Rise of Nations!” R@spidor@sim two in the alliance of artificial intelligence!". How could I refuse? Instead of sex, it was necessary to build the civilization of the Aztecs and to give the strains to the Chinese.

XXX is
Do you know how to unlock the script?

XXX is
Which cycle

YYY
Not frozen...

XXX is
I fucking missed the script that affects the lamps on the keyboard, I looked beautiful, only periodically the caps are plugged in

Anchutka: you throw... I was terribly dumb yesterday... I came to the computer store and asked for a Bluetooth cable. It is universal!! I was very nervous when they didn’t understand me.
Anchutka: Then Kai realized that I was dumb... escaped... was ashamed...

Where are the jokes about you, programmers?Some children write, they don’t even smile, but that’s why it was created...or isn’t it?? to

Lukik
Sasha told me that the man was trolling.
Lukik
I say – what does he do?
Lukik
You don’t know what a troll is.
Lukik
I am a fairy tale hero.
Lukik
And now he thinks I’m trolling him.
Lukik
I was confused...

YYY: One day, when I was in a car school, an instructor opened the hood of his personal car and boasted what the valves, the engine and all that, I looked amazed, then I said, “Where is the engine?”
YYY: He didn’t show me anything like that anymore.

Leopard1
28.01.2013, 01:33
Fuck it...how that is! so many years to work for some equipment and even fool not knowing what you are working on? how to approach it without knowing what you are dealing with???!!! I will remember that day as in the hysterical minutes for 5 minutes went ))) Or how you "boy, the computer don't look, when you turn it says that the connection is not dense and the cache overcrowded, but I touched it on the monitor, sort of the cash is not hot" SUKAAAAAA what dumb cache he touched there explain me who isn't any?what v3,14day is not dense connection?? Is there any space shuttle?? to
28.01.2013, 01:34
>Rainsoul, that repaired of course, called Sisadmin from her office asked what happened.)
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28.01.2013, 02:04
What such? I constantly touch my cash and wipe the register with a special cloth.
Danish1917
28.01.2013, 02:05
The cash does not swell? ?
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28.01.2013, 02:09
If touching is swollen for a long time, throw it. How do you know? Alone, you touch the silence, shameless...

In Norway, which is the world’s leader in the severity of juvenile technology, over the past 15 years, the “super-fast child capture” has jumped from 500 children a year to 4,000 children a year, which public officials can take away from parents without a court or other decision, that is, “suddenly” and without warning. The state is no longer obliged to inform the parents of the reasons for the withdrawal of their offspring at the moment of the confiscation.
Just in your house in the day or night, the police will knock and under the gunpistols will take your children in an unknown direction. The strictest confidentiality will not allow such actions of the authorities to be called “state-sanctioned family terror.”