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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148543
 27.01.2018
Estonia has recalled its ambassador from the GDR.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148542
 27.01.2018
Accounting plays in radio-controlled warehouse models
People come to the interview and Olya on the phone (from the window) commands:"Here, shuttle to the right, shuttle straight, look at the corner of the house, here... go there, shuttle to the left!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148541
 27.01.2018
Cappuccino in Lubberts
– is
Because he is a pirate.
You are CHO? seriously? C to Hui?
He said he wanted to live for himself.
– is
- Mosha, you heard, Rabinovich is a pidaras.
Did he take the money and not give it?
No, in a good sense.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148540
 27.01.2018
My wife has the same taste. For example, this year we found out what NAC has a common mistress.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148539
 27.01.2018
Do you know if he is introvert or extrovert?
He is a dumb...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148538
 27.01.2018
In the list of contacts there are two numbers of a former colleague. I wrote to her on WhatsApp:
I: Katya, hello to you! What size/height is your daughter? I would give her my dress: I’ve only worn it twice and now I’ve recovered. It is a pity that it disappears.
K: Thank you of course! But I have two sons! My name is Nicholas.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148537
 27.01.2018
It department after the call of a stupid user.
xxx: yyy, he needs to issue two books on Word work
YYY: What is the second?
XXX is the same. Read the first and let the second go.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148536
 27.01.2018
In the remote warehouse, heating pipes began to flow, I was sent to open the room and meet the sanitary technicians. The sanitary continuously mated for 15 minutes, not noticeably that they did anything, but the flow stopped. The most interesting thing is that the same pipes run regularly in the same places. On the way back, I realized that magic exists. Mat is like a spell, and a divorce key is like a magic stick in Harry Potter. He directs the key to the pipe, pronounces a long complex spell and the flow stops! And when the spell weakens (months after 5-6) - it flows again. And I am going to the remote warehouse again (((

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №148535
 26.01.2018
And I have in the rest an adequate friend, who, as it often happens, after giving birth to a child with the head went to motherhood. And then it began "to be realized". That is, her doll by definition of indigo and betterfsech. From birth, from the birth of the child, we have heard how the baby is cool and how it exceeds age norms (if you suddenly do not know these norms - here is a print). She also read from her 2 year old. Well, approximately the same way that it, unfortunate, has been speaking sentences for a year - in the inflamed brain of the girlfriend and legends, around the children being built. I hope that the child will still be able to grow up adequate and not write then nonsense in intranetics, as he read at two years old, wrote at three, went to school at five, at ten - entered the institute. Because well, it is - sitting on its own, an ordinary child, eating sand, according to age norms.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148534
 26.01.2018
Listen to the conversation of two girls in our smoking room:
Why shouldn’t you and K. romance? Such a promising boy, with an apartment, with a car...
Because he is a pirate.
You are CHO? seriously? C to Hui?
He said he wants to live for himself and he doesn’t need his wife. The fool.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №148533
 26.01.2018
I do not want! Someone whispered.
You have no choice, the officer said. “Our homeland is a democratic country, and you are volunteers and swear. If you do not – and you have the right to do so – then through this door you will get into a federal prison, where you will be sentenced to thirty years for evading democratic duties. So repeat after me...

© Harry Harrison "The Steel Rat Goes to the Army"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148532
 26.01.2018
(Listen to a song in an unknown language)
XXX: He seemed to have left her. Rushed and left.
YYY: No, I just left. Not even fucking.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148531
 26.01.2018
From Drum:
Hopefully, a separate boiler is prepared for purchases!
- Re-buy and the boiler will wash away from polishing to lubricate and paint, and sell!))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148530
 26.01.2018
In the meantime...
In Saudi Arabia, the organizers of the beauty contest disqualified camels with botox-pumped lips, fashionable hairstyles and cosmetics on some parts of the body.
Yes Yes Yes. The camels.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №148529
 26.01.2018
Yes of course:

Well, yes, not to take and just put a couple of kilometers of asphalt, or to raise a salary / pension, or to find the thief who stole the wallet... only they know how to spit on others;

One took and laid asphalt. He received a fine and ordered to be removed. It did not appear, however. Another found the thief - well there was more difficult, the rapist of his wife found. Ten years to find, ah. Here, everyone sits straight on the pope, because such hemorrhoids do not want to sting.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148528
 26.01.2018
The stone of Habr:

Employers have the right to want anything. But you, in turn, don’t have to justify all these hoodies and be perfect. The real state of affairs is determined only by competition between applicants. And if the vacancy of the superman for a long time will respond only to the dotted, chromed and crumbling, then one of them will soon be given a blue plush coat and a red coat. And he will fly. If he does not fly, he will go or sneeze. And everyone will accept this and will work with what is until there is an alternative.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148527
 26.01.2018
Tyrist70: And according to the records, and not restraint, a recent acquaintance told - was in alcoholic anabolism, and there was a call from the bank, with the imposition of a loan. He smudged them dirty, they, in turn, that the conversation was recorded, and they would complain. not broken up. After some time came a policeman, asked to let him into the house, for a conversation, was not allowed without a sanction, were talking on the square.
The conversation was approximately this:
You were dirty and threatened.
I left the phone in a beer bar.
But they say...
I don’t know, ask in the beer.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148526
 26.01.2018
>> You are absolutely right. It is unclear why, on the contrary, the rights of parents do not hang. Does the child have the right to know or does the parent have the right to know?

Damn with the rights of parents, why don’t there be the obligations of the children?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148525
 26.01.2018
and youth. Fuga of Bach. One of the top comments:
"My Canary heard this and now she is an eagle".

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №148524
 26.01.2018
The Kremlin has called for the avoidance of the word “boycott” in reference to the Olympics.

This is absolutely right. Everything needs definitions. Therefore, if someone sends you off, that doesn’t mean what you’re booing.

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