AAAAA as a bomb to deminate!
YYY: in the sense?
xxx: I need to pull out the monic, and the power wires from the monic and compact look the same
XXX is out.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yesterday, we heard an anecdote about a calf, how a man with one eye, one tooth and a house instead of a hat was brought to the trauma point - he tried to catch the clock with his teeth.
I bet that at least a couple of dozen idiots in the country have rushed to their clock.

Do you understand the phones?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: the screw

Rehearsals at school for the new year. The teacher explains: Boys sit on their knees, girls walk around them twice! We are doing."
M: "You have already gone to the third round!"
A scream from the room: "...You lead...:)"

What time are you gathering tomorrow and at what time?
Mashmash: We don't know yet
Mashmash: You have a chance to change our destiny

I love money so much that I am jealous of them all.

xxx (15:56:09 1/01/2011) Good morning
yyy (16:14:26 1/01/2011) hiya se morning

We sit, we celebrate the New Year, and then aunt Lena decided to entertain us all, or to encourage us:
And the tree does not burn! What must be done?
I need a trio. - with a harsh expression of the face said Masha and went away to look for the trio, while we quietly rusted over her.

Mom checked the refrigerator, stepped my candy and said, "The house has nothing, we went for guests."

Everyone, however, was probably like this: standing in front of the garbage bowl, you are turning a candy, a candy in the bowl, a paper in your mouth? Yesterday I answered the same on my mobile phone: the phone in my hand, the casket to the ear and gladly so "Alo!!". Blair, you would see the faces of the guests.)

<xxx> and I went to the venereologist today
<xxx> well, the meaning of the one who looks at the veins
<xxx> Are you here at all? and :(
<yyy> Wait, I’m beaten up and I’ll tell you everything I have about it.

XXX: I am afraid to go to the military. Could a psychic pretend?
YYY: It will not help. For them all people are of two categories: a member is - means fit, no - means a grandmother.

A young couple on New Year's Eve:

She: You are bringing me!
He: For what?
It’s definitely not an orgasm!!! to

Maklaud: Listen, what kind of Lenin was he?

I was a witness to a conversation between a boy (p) and a girl (d)
Q: What will I eat?
P: The Bread
D with water?
Q: You have broken up!

You are a brother Eblan!
Meaning of Gurman?
Petrovich: In the sense – Eblan!

He broke a glass glass with a plastic glass, opening the beer with his eye.

If this is a horror, then a quiet night baby is much worse.
Good night kids, this is a classic of the genre. Only a pig with a hand in his ass will chase so much chewing.

Announcement: The strongest Mage in the fifth generation will take you out of social media, heal from classmates, encode from VKontakte. Treatment by avatar.

I received a local radio SMS. The girl writes:
I pass on a greeting to Toliko, I wish him health in the intimate life, such as you have not been, no, and no need. And send him a song.