How to Write a Letter to Santa.

A friend before the New Year went to visit his family and jumped into a cheap store with Chinese goods to buy their child (3 years old) puddle. He tells.

An exhausted grandmother arrives. From the threshold:
Do you have a microscope?
The girl-sellers swelled the little boy, but they do not show sight.

Maybe something else, grandmother? Look at our rich range!

What do I need from your range? My grandmother is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
My grandson said to me, "Father Christmas should give me a microscope!"
- I told him: - until the New Year, there is nothing left, and you just wrote a letter to him and immediately give you a microscope! Do you have time, Santa Claus?! to

How will it not happen? How is it just now? I wrote this “watt beard” in the summer! What did he do all those six months?! to
The Doctor Borminthal
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The commentary:
"Who doesn't know how to tell a child what he wants at the NH.
Do as my parents did. They told me to write a letter to Santa and throw it into the mailbox. The mailbox, they believed, was in the freezer.
c) the dream

I write a message to the girl: “I was very good with you!” I get the answer:
“Not you alone!” ... fucking ambiguous somehow...

Dad comes into the room with a bottle of water.
What about water?
A tree, and what?
Give me pls.
(He gives me a bottle and I drink out of it)
He is (laughs)
I: What is wrong?
She was fucking fertilized :)

I look like a hipster when I think.
Tanzen: Only my leg in my hip is as thick as a hipster's body, so I don't look like it.

Q: Have you slept?! to
WOW : WOW.
Q: What about your morality?
I guess I fucked him yesterday.)

You’d see one of the New Year’s celebrations as I walked the street.
In the cowardice?
Probably saw.

I have a website dedicated to repair and repair. Everything is very clearly explained - you can immediately see what is written by the masters of their business. After all, they even have the word “lay” on the main page!

I need help: how to get rid of the smell of the body? P.S. It is not my fault.)
In these cases, lemon usually helps.
In the sense of lemon juice or in the sense of money?
nn: in the sense of juice, although in the second case even more effective

- Changed proct and mother, why does the windshield not load?
Imagine living for yourself, going to a college, studying, working, and then one day waking up.

from VK:
Jesus Christ: repent, you unbelievers!
The unbelievers? You burned up, Muhammad.

friends, observe safety techniques, especially when dealing with Chinese fireworks. On the New Year's Eve, I was witnessing how, in a swallow, a drunk neighbor pulled into the yard a large battery of fireworks, more like a pvo complex, in miniature, and after putting it on the ground and fire, did not get far away, and stood meters in two, the feather shot three times and with a stunning explosion and flash exploded wherever it stood, it was beautiful, especially to watch how this shahid ran from the cloud of smoke, indeed he oraled not, allah akbar, but the more familiar to our ear mother... but that ran he almost without touching the ground and the shelf forced himself to leave the feathers from the broken puppy, it is, it is strong. By the way, the neighbor is alive, only got rid of injury and burns, beats himself in the chest and says that he would be sober, there he would have died.
All health and good luck in the coming year.

Okay, I’m going to go, I’m going to go to Max on the red.
At home she was sitting.
I’m going to go on an orc.)
Shield O_O
XXX: I have been stunned.
Tagged: horse

Collega: My project reminds me of a Chinese player. You want him to change the batteries - and his wires fall off.

From Khabr, a discussion of the service that helps fight the Russian Post:
With both hands for this service. The most expensive package, sent from England in late November, has not yet arrived. The seller returned the money with the words “I don’t trust your mail anymore.”

Ohhhhhh I have a question about apples, is the Ipad heterosexual edition sold somewhere? Then I will tell you what it needs.

Oh well. Yes is. The Samsung Galaxy Tab.

Ahhhh... the time. When I didn’t take my hands out of the table, I could write a type of sms-Hello, how do you do? There are advantages in button phones still)) on the sensor then try it!

[Geisha]: Now is my turn. The capital of Russia, 6 letters, the first M.
Mordor is Mordor!! to

Bogomol: My girlfriend told me yesterday that we have nothing to do with her. When I was a child, I didn’t squeeze my cat’s fingers in the mouth when it sneezed.

Comment on the IP Webcam program on play.google

Tagged Denis:
I followed the example of a fellow underneath. To find out who is referring in the entrance, put the phone in the mailbox, the camera targeted the hole. Not only did they laugh at the entrance, but they stopped the phone. Citizens developers go back to your phone. I have a Nokia 3310.
c) isotope

xxx: This is not a phone call, go out in the aska.