XXX is
Keep yourself on your head :)

YYYY
These are not the words that people say, Masha ^_^

What a soft toilet paper! The new?
No, I’m washing her with a sweetheart.

How many chocolate Santa must bite their heads before the feeling of the holiday comes?

DMA: In this new year, I was ready to hear, from the meat-eaten and barking girl, anything but the sad "Here is trouble".

I hate our mail...while the naive Amazon UK writes that the date of delivery on December 29 The Russian Post, whispering from laughter, blows...

Is there love at first sight? What if I find?

The Leopard =)

Mila: I just ate a cake with tea and took all that cottage...
May is galva!
Mila: What do you think will happen to me? Would the MB go through?
It will pass, it will pass...

And we at 00:01 on the 1st of January knocked the fork on the pipe... Then 5 minutes the whole entrance was knocked over)))

Google’s voice search takes care of me. I say "Pizzas with ears" - he is looking for "Pizza with sushi"

by Eto

xxx: Listen, do you remember which movie, where Seagal one of them is extinguishing?? to
YYY: O_O

Well, I found something to ask, I would still say a movie where Chuck Norris hits his leg from the turn.

N: And you with the New Year. Are you a cat or rabbit this year?
S: Judging from the appearance after a long week of work, I’m a troll.( by

The status of a guy whose birthday is January 1st: "C twelve years have not met his DR sober!

Almost everyone after the New Year will have two problems: 1. Have we photographed? 2nd Where is the creature with all the pictures?

We sit in the company and play cards. The box suddenly begins to show the clip of Chile and Goshi Kuzhenko.
Damn, I hate this woman with a male voice.
YYY: You’re so crazy about the dog...

evening on January 1. We call a taxi. The eighth attempt takes the phone.

I: Hi girl, can I get a car to this address?
You know, we all have drunk drivers now... let’s go tomorrow!

According to the old-good tradition, admin again forgot to change 2010 for 2011 at the bottom of the page :)

With Dairy:
I love foreigners when they use the Google translator.
"Welcome to the New Year you a comfortable, beautiful and cute woman"
Really beautiful?

Look at the TNT.
Oh yeah, look at it! by KTULHU!! to
This is a valley...

On Habrabrabr, comments on the topic
Google Search in Russia:
111: And for Pisa such a search is planned?
222: Does she respond to your voice?and :)
333: She, apparently, is not so capable, since he writes her name with the big letter.

Meeting a girl:

You probably have a lot of girls, write me Natasha
Yyy: Ok, I'll write you NatashaBrune4 =))