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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41030
 02.01.2011
mk_43 (21:12:48 31/12/2010)
Today, in the store, a painting brought me into a stupor.

mk_43 (21:13:08 31/12/2010)
I laughed through tears, even photographed.

mk_43 (21:13:09 31/12/2010)
shorterly

mk_43 (21:13:13 31/12/2010)
Hanging list

mk_43 (21:13:17 31/12/2010)
Citated

mk_43 (21:13:36 31/12/2010)
"Fresh pork
Pellets of beef
President of the Republic of Kazakhstan...."

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41029
 02.01.2011
If there were no calls in the cities and villages,
I would never know these fun days.
No sergeant would stumble upon us and no grandmother dreamed.
I would go on a walk in the cabaret, the cabaret, the cabaret... :(

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41028
 02.01.2011
Here, a guy from the flight runs out with the scream of Allah Akbar and launches a fireworks O_o

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41027
 02.01.2011
I am the most sober in the family.
xxx: the one who can pronounce the fuck about the lauriewskian ships
XXX: but unfortunately not to write.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41026
 02.01.2011
XXX: Wear the clothes?
WOW to dress.
Better you hear the word "chocolate".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41025
 02.01.2011
Kraków sausage is harmful to health
It depends on how to steal it.


[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41024
 02.01.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
OOOOOOOOOOO! He exists! A sober man, without symptoms of yesterday's, at 7 a.m. on January 1 bought a two-liter Coca-Cola in the store!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41023
 02.01.2011
YYY: I, father: "Father, you remember that wonderful verse of Kuznetsov "I drank from my father’s skull...""Batya: "Ug, I remember, of course". He pulls a tree on the balcony, bumping under his nose: "Pil from his father’s skull, lamza-drica-hop-tza". Grandma quietly whitens and wears her eyes in manga style

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41022
 02.01.2011
from the game chat
00:00 AM – Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
EEE, 00:11: New Year from Estonia!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41021
 01.01.2011
Moscow is the brake capital... Poland is already in the woods, and they are only meeting the new year...

[ + 80 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41020
 01.01.2011
If you are reading this post now, you are one of those who do not want to do it.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41019
 01.01.2011
Now I understand the happiness of Christmas presents... you eat candy, and you put off the fantasy that you like, so that you can buy the same...

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41018
 01.01.2011
To all of you who are celebrating NRC alone, congratulations!! Let all the bad stay in the past, and next year you, like me, met with loved ones.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41017
 01.01.2011
by Vasya:
Girls, who want to go in the company of great guys to the castle for the new year, write me.

by Vasya:
The castle is Kirill's house.
And great guys are Egor, Jora, Denis, Kirill for example, now I can be.
by Galileo:
I like this arrangement ?
by Petya:
Re: Don’t get rid of them.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41016
 01.01.2011
xxx: After this session, it remains only to shave your forehead and leave the porn actors. This skill and experience cannot be wasted.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41015
 01.01.2011
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesI am the devil who sat online at 00:00 on December 31.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41014
 01.01.2011
<Den64> And yet, the year of the cat or the rabbit is coming?
<Nophi> And why not connect?
<Nophi> The Year of the Cowboy!
<Helena> The Year of the Cat!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №41013
 01.01.2011
And let’s call Santa and I’ll bring a spirit board.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41012
 01.01.2011
News: Director Nikita Mikhalkov, speaking at the pre-New Year’s ceremony of state awards in the Kremlin, read the poem of his father.
The comments:
XXX: What is his merit?
Yyy: A poem with expression read.
zzz:It's like on the New Year's Morning-read a verse-receive a gift from Santa! ))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41011
 01.01.2011
I am still in hysteria...
I sit down, I watch some New Year's show.. one artist has finished singing, the second comes out... but kaaaaka! Under the sound of the imperial march comes the dart wanderer, loudly sopping and breathing.. then removing the helmet, and there.. there sergey beasts, bleat!!! to
There is nothing holy in them:'(

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