The Client: Hi
Client: Can you help?
Customer: what amount should be placed on the account in order to withdraw 620 y.e after 3 years, provided that the amount of the deposit is charged with interest at the rate of 9% annual
Support for: Hi What are you?
Client: Please Decide, Financial Mathematics
Client: Unfortunately, this is not part of our responsibility. Try to decide on your own.
Client : (I do not know
Client: I have an exam
Sorry, but I have a job.

I have only one known native Moskvich, and that is my cat.

X: Maybe we should rent an apartment to take care of the beautiful sex?
YYY: Well I don’t know. How to divide the quarter pay?
X: How is it.
X: by the number of days spent in the room)
YYY: You are laughing? I will not build an apartment.
YYY: Oh sorry) I didn’t mean that.

Homa: Such a feeling that following Santa on December 31, January 1, everyone was flying and bitten by Petrosyan, and now everyone turns into a turn of humor.

Another epic of female logic.
With his wife in the hyper before the NHS
I: I bought a bowl of caviar, I don’t know, can I get another?
Wife: As you want, I don’t like caviar.
I took one. I love forelac more, but the NH without olive, champagne, mandarines and sandwiches with caviar is not the New Year.
The New Year. I bring a plate with butter. The wife immediately pulled.
You don’t like the oak, right?
I don’t like caviar, but I like sandwiches with caviar so much.

A recursion nearby. I read the manual for pills "Nurofen". Indications of headache. Side effects: headache

HHH
Rolling Stones did not easily settle Gary's persecution into such a family. Everybody hated them from the beginning.
HHH
This uncle is a bitch, he is a bitch, sells drills. Do you understand?

From a conversation with a girlfriend: My relationship with sex was not fine from the beginning. It started with our first acquaintance. I didn’t like him then. Now he is avoiding me.

I put Iroquois. I read thematic websites. The most severe Russian punks, it turns out, recommend the lacquer "Pretty"...

XX: estimate how many games I have in the steam
Xy: Nothing for yourself!
Xy: Boy, when are you living at all?

I am 33 years old, neither grandparents nor parents are alive, so I want to meet NG with them.
And with sweets.
Appreciate relatives and relatives.
MAXS_S

The student dining room taught me three useful things: 1) skillfully enter without a queue; 2) send those who enter without a queue; 3) grab yogurt with a fork.

xxx: today in an Irish pub in Germany heard a Negro singing in Russian in karaoke a song written by BELARUS (top ice door whispering) about_O

Family Disputes :

Do not laugh at your mother!
I am not a whore, I am silent.
Cole, tell her she has no right to mourn her mother!
Zzzz: She doesn’t say it, she’s silent.
XXX: She’s so silent as if she wore.

ArbuzzzzZ: The only similar thing I’ve encountered before is when a friend sent me a word with an image that had a link to the dropbox, where there was a qr-code with a link to Yandex.A disk with an archive with a txt-file that had a link to YouTube that opened a three-second video on which this same friend was taking a screenshot of the screen, where in Word was written a pair schedule for tomorrow, which I actually had, and asked...
Faddistr: You seem to have taken it very well.

I fell in love with my husband because he was thin and quiet. But then I realized that he just couldn’t talk and pull his stomach at the same time.

YYYY :
I go to bed soon.
and you lie down)

The xxx:
Smoking and Sleeping

YYYY :
I will put you in the forehead.

The xxx:
Madam knows all about the perversions of the HD

A single person’s checking of text messages or emails via a mobile phone causes a chain reaction – roughly like yelling.

Sitting is when after the New Year you look into the refrigerator and realize that you don’t want anything!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: I write the code
XXX: I don’t touch anyone
[21:33:28] xxx: here the sounds from the kitchen begin to be heard
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[21:33:39] xxx: as if something was thrown loudly
[21:33:57] xxx: went to look, found nothing, went into the refrigerator, got food, went to code.
[21:34:16] xxx: I think this haunted me...