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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40990
 01.01.2011
He: but most of all I like your face, not your mind.
She: Oh thank you! She is her))
He: And you too are a puppy.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40989
 01.01.2011
The xxx:
Why did you drive out your Annika?
WOW :
and ah. Why is she going to the left?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hm Does the lover have a mouth?
WOW :
Why Why? We are going to celebrate the new year with him.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
That is how? He fucked your wife.
WOW :
I fucked her too.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Sorry, but I don’t have that in my head.
WOW :
In men, common interests lead to friendship, not enmity. Remember how we made friends by choosing the same pair of shoes.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But this is a woman, not shoes! Even good shoes.
WOW :
I’m not to blame for the times when it’s harder to find good shoes than a good wife.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №40988
 01.01.2011
A boy, a girl.
D : Yes! I gave up! She prepared and gave up.
Glory to the eggs.
Farewell to the breasts!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40987
 01.01.2011
I watch a video with ten of the most effective calorie-burning exercises in the first place-run up the stairs. When running up the stairs, you burn 1,400 calories per hour and release a record amount of endorphins-hormones of happiness.
Q: Is it on the order of the elevator?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40986
 01.01.2011
The bus. In front of me sits a girl with a deep decalt...I love Russian roads...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40985
 01.01.2011
Every morning, my neighbor strikes the wall with a perforator, and in the evening, he now plays the drums. seriously. I live next to a superman.

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