The cat struck the last condom in the house. This man wants a brother...
c) Yellow

My cat is so rough that it plays with bricks.

7:33) XXX: Fuck, I’m a sheep :(
YYY: Can you also spit on your back? and :)

aaa: the instructor in our auto schools is a pipet, the instructor did not teach me anything, on the highway alone, we go around the city - he sleeps lying, constantly smokes every five minutes, on the phone cracks and s*at runs into the bushes constantly and everything... caroche just provided me with a car to work out theoretical knowledge on his own, but neither, I gave up, I drive myself and everything is okay, I work on the car and there was no curiosity, apparently this is given at the genetic level, who is in the subway to ride and top the legs, and who is driving the king)))

BBB: Rather, the instructor did so because you were driving normally. And if the trainee is an obvious baklawn, then the instructor does not sleep, but smokes and crashes right in the car.

I love you very much, you know?
YYY: is it true?
xxx: not
I want to fuck you, I will divorce you.
xxx: I will fuck you about the moon from the sky and the apartment on the cottage
yyy: you will be good fuck - I listen, I will give and I will not notice)
XXX: Listen to me
xxx: All celestial bodies are initially assigned some effort, and they do not lose it solely because they are in the vacuum, but even in the vacuum there is a microscopic fraction - microscopic dust, etc., there is no absolute emptiness.
so that the effort is gradually wasted and sooner or later becomes too small, the moon will gradually begin to lower its orbit around the earth and eventually fuck straight on us) so that if you do me a favor and do not leave me for a few billions of years, the moon from the sky I guarantee you)
Q: How did your legs move?

Food gives me unparalleled pleasure.
Is it better than sex?
Sex, of course, is better, but eating more!
Do you want to equate them by quantity?
Do you offer me to have sex or go on hunger strike?

My girlfriend came to work as a secretary. Everything is great and resume, and accompanying, and recommendations, and appearance. The next day...I wanted to call again, and make a job offer. I give it to my assistant...he after a while runs in and just screams.
You have read
Yes Yes
Do we call anyway? You are brave!! to

at the end of the resume where the additional information goes was written by hand (manifested inks)

"You will stick, I will plant" General, father

I go from the subscriber.Conversation of daughter(D) (years 5 not more) and mother(M):
Do you want to bring the cat home?
M: No, I can not.
D: And why, because she is constantly crawling and crawling?
M: Yes
Q: So let’s take the dog?
M: No, we will not take a dog.
D: Is it because he’s crawling and crawling too?
M: Yes
D: then let’s get the fish, they’re quiet and crawl only into the aquarium.

And the years go by... Bruce Willis in the last "Strong Nuts" seems not so old...

spider.ch: I have a mega idea, a device that will change our lives
Psyhister: The Destroyer of Dwarves?
spider.ch : No
SPIDER.CH: Although this is also an idea

35 years, a week of barking, I go to the post office for an order from an online store, knocking on the window: - girl, do you work?
Do you have Avon?

“Rucalyzo, it looks like that.

Do you mainly use MacOS or Windows?
Chapter 22: Ameboo
111: What is Linux?
222 is skilled.
222: The violin
222 is fucking. Wendy
222: I'm sorry, the Iphone words blur
111: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
111: Iphone Kabbah suggests...
111: The imperfection of Winda. and :)
222: Honestly, the puppy itself wipes the words
Chapter 22: The Suffle!
11 I know. and :)
Chapter 22: The Iphone
222: He doesn’t even understand himself
Jobs always said that you have to guess what the user needs before the user realizes that he needs it.
111: Here is the result. and :)
111: The new definition of Winda. From the company Epel. A skillful violinist. It is :)
222: Okay, I will be here to swell up and rest.
111 to go. and :)
Chapter 22: Getting Rid of You!
111: Be careful with the electricity. • Do not crack. and ? ?

Students talk about change:
The people! How will it be in English?
The Crot!
Q: What about the French?
by La Crotte!

On the way to school this morning,
I thought of one thing: no.
to go away, or to go crazy,
I go to bed and sleep.

The news:
A British girl has only eaten nagets throughout her life.
From the age of two, the 17-year-old... has only eaten chicken nagets from McDonald's... Doctors are seriously afraid...... for her life. severe avitaminosis, anemia and inflamed tongue. But she does not give up... Indifferent mothers... Doctors... just inject her the substances necessary for the growing body.
The first comment:
Injection of liquids, I hope.

My son, 3 years old, is tired.
I am patient: has the capricorn come?
He said: Yes, it is capricious.
Husband: She will come, she will drive out Capricorn.

R: How to live?
I: is continuing
R: And on a personal level?
I: On what personal level?
Boyfriend, herald friend?
I: Handsome friend
R is : )

LSD: And I learned about menstruation in girls at the age of 15. I then invited a friend home for a cup of tea. Go kissing and hugging. I began to take persistent action and then she said to me, “Sasha, I’m sorry, my period started yesterday.

Well, I didn’t know what it was. I decided to try again in a month. I thought - once a month, so it goes a month.

And a month later I invited her home again to "watch TV". And only again began to crawl to the promise, as she again to me - Sasha, I have months now.

Here I couldn’t stand, I say to her – How is the monthly now, if the month has already passed since they started?? to

That is how I found out...

XX: I have the feeling that you go and go on your business, and behind it is always on the chickens steals a big JOPA - such, in human height, on small curved legs. Sometimes you catch up when you don’t wait. and seizes
WOW: Of course, she will then let go. You just feel your ears in the shit.
Zzz: I sometimes see a train coming out of the subway tunnel.
You wait for the train, as usual. Then suddenly the ass goes out!!! to
You’re in a hurry to work, and you have to come in.
XXX: or... from one tunnel (through the train) leaves JOPA, and on the same rails to meet her - a huge such PESEC flies out.
And both are so surprised how they divide you.

@gapess: Judging by the new agreement, Google has no right but to anal comforts with me.